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Kentucky pooter hooter

When in the course of enjoying a dank hooter with your partner, she inserts said hooter into her cooter, and gives a mind numbing front pooter.
When a person skilled in smoking a hooter through non traditional orifices shotguns said joint to their partner.
When it’s the no-no square it’s the Kentucky pooter hooter.

Also known as the old fashioned cooter pooter
Tonight I’m gonna get Mary to give me a “Kentucky pooter hooter” and get stoned.
by M-Dummy May 19, 2022
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pooter

when you go on a first date and the dude got some crust on his socks but its very specific crust if you know what I mean t
that dudes a real pooter check out his zebra socks
by ducklips69 February 28, 2020
mugGet the pootermug.

King Pooter

An ancient being predating the existence of the universe. After rebirthing in the soil of what is now known as Idaho, Pooter (his name before monarchy) rose up and began evolving. Learning cultures and slowly becoming human, he walked over to the ancient Potato Empire civilization and killed the king using an old microwave. He took the crown and called himself “King Pooter.” After evolving for long enough, he has become immortal (due to the potato part of him having a very long shelf life), and has become too big to fit in a microwave (his only weakness being a microwave.)
Oh damn King Pooter just conquered England.”
by Sadboy supreme January 4, 2021
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Pooter Plug

What you Plug your anus with, so that you don't get raped. A Pooter Plug is the Plug that you desire whilst getting gangraped. If you don't have a Pooter Plug, you will get anally gangraped.
HELP!!! I didn't use my Pooter Plug, and now I am getting gangraped!!
by ShaftCrafter42069 April 17, 2018
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pumpkin pooter

When you have your period it's like you just murdered a baby in your pumpkin pooter (cause you did)...!
by MML1234 July 6, 2016
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pooter

He kissed Nancy, Stephanie, and Sophia at John's party, he is such a POOTER.
by camycamsdf June 11, 2019
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Pooter

A portmanteau of "poop" and "cooter" used to describe a male's g-spot.
I dropped my load off in his pooter and then he dropped two loads off in the toilet.
by knutjuice March 30, 2021
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