ham pony

large proportioned individuals who emit an odor like warm processed meat and who wear extremely tight clothing so that ham roles out at multiple locations. Both conditions are required to qualify as a ham pony

plural: Pone Hammy's

"you'll need a crowbar to get the pants off of that ham pony" or "I'm going to ride that ham pony all the way to sloppy town"
Plural: "Cover your nuggets, here comes a herd of Pone Hammy's!"

by Ham Pony February 11, 2018

Pony In A Jar

A very sexual project where people release their jizz in a jar where Rainbow Dash is placed.

Pony In A Jar is so disgusting!

by SexualAnonymous September 20, 2022

Ronis Ponis

Resident of the beavers dam
Gobbler of the fish
Duelist of the bears

Damn, that beaver is really quite the ronis ponis

by Ducksinoir June 22, 2022

Rice Pony

A type of person who is sweet, dainty, majorly cute, very kind hearted and never fails to lift your mood.

"that girl is such a rice pony"
Siani Warner

by le premier lapin December 17, 2009

Beer Pony

A drinking game where a party attendee messes up (defined by the person who calls "beer pony" and the party at large) and now he or she must finish their drink and run a lap (wherever you are: if you're in a house then the house, if you're in a field, then the field, etc).

Oh man, he dropped his freshly opened beer. Looks like he's going to have to do a beer pony!

by Codymac575 August 20, 2018

dimestore pony

A prostitute who will hang outside a dollar store and lets you ride him or her for a dime bag.

"Hey, look at that chick out there, you know what she wants." " Ya, what a dimestore pony."

by Moneyshotman February 05, 2010

feed the pony

The act of rubbing the vaginal area with a slightly cupped hand, the same hand position as used to feed a horse a sugar cube for instance.

OMIGOD! i was just in the bakery and Billy Miggins and Julie Mc Scrooly were. . . well let's just say he was feeding the pony. And the pony was chewing. it was fucking biting back. Arrrrrgh man that's one fucking dangerous pony.

by Ricey December 18, 2002