A game invented by my friends and i after a drunken night out where 2-6 players gather in a room with a phonebook turn the lights off and proceed to throw the phonebook as hard as possible in any direction you think somone is in ALWAYS results in injuries often bloodshed but always great fun highly recomended.
my personal injuries include welt on my shin, black eye, busted nose, cut over my cheekbone & large forehead wealt. thankfully my testicles have been able to Dodge The Phonebook In The Dark but my mates aren't so lucky
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An arse splittingly wide shit, usually the result of stuffing yourself the day before with kebab, steak, fine cheeses, etc... and dehydration caused by excess alcohol.
Rupert howled, when the morning after the pickles and cheese party he had to pass a rolled up phone book
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Get the Phone Shy mug.The act of screening a call from family, a friend, or common acquaintance. Can have hazardous result depending upon the speed of the screen. Usually accomplished through a cell phone.
"Are you sure you called him, you were hardly on the phone."
"It went straight to his answering machine. He red phoned me back to the stone age."
"It went straight to his answering machine. He red phoned me back to the stone age."
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One who is forced to earn a living by spending each day on the phone either receiving or making phone calls for the purposes of marketing, sales or customer support. Though generally reviled, Phone Pigs are often intelligent creatures, forced to accept crappy jobs due to a stagnant employment market. Happily, most phone pigs have a short life span, often quitting with the words 'Fuck this, I'm going to live in Australia.'
One who is forced to earn a living by spending each day on the phone either receiving or making phone calls for the purposes of marketing, sales or customer support. Though generally reviled, Phone Pigs are often intelligent creatures, forced to accept crappy jobs due to a stagnant employment market. Happily, most phone pigs have a short life span, often quitting with the words 'Fuck this, I'm going to live in Australia.'
'We need to recruit some more Phone Pigs; the others have all topped themselves.'
'I work as a Phone Pig to pay for studio time.'
'I work as a Phone Pig to pay for studio time.'
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