philosophagus

When someone is philosophical ad nauseam.

That's really deep. How philosophagus of you.

by Lisa Jayne May 11, 2010

Philosophicate

To educate in life and philosophy. It's similar to educate but on the other side of the axis. To teach about important life lessons.

I used to philosophicate teens who never questioned their lives before.

by PierceKin January 11, 2011

Philisoworthless

Slang for worthlessness. To take something from someone without working for it or earning it. To bailout a lost cause. A state of being without value or morals. To make monetary gains from 'friends' without reason or effort. To feel without worth.

'Did you hear on the news, Obama is now trying to give a trillion dollar bailout to the Philisoworthless Enron!

After losing, and having to be known as the second best. The boy weeped and said to his speedo wearing father,' I have never felt this low level of Philisoworthless.'

Speedo wearing father says to boy,'I felt Philisoworthless when I married your mother.'

by tornadohitsavolcano September 26, 2010

philosophellatian

One who believes in philosophellatio, which states that every man must have a woman suck his dick at least once in his lifetime.

Scholarly philosophellatians from the 18th century were persecuted for their beliefs; despite this persecution, the philosophellatians have managed to publish texts explaining their views on the matter of philosophellatio.

by Urban Dictionarion February 21, 2012

Philism

A phrase that is believed to be clever or insightful by the person saying it, but in actuality it is pure gibberish.

Did you hear what he just said? That's the Philism for today!

"Maybe the word 'grateful' is an oxymoron for people like us"

by acadia_pinecone August 8, 2012

Philosophartist

A Philosopher and Artist. Philosophartists are artists who put an over-philosophical meaning to justify a horrible and/or pointless piece of artwork.

Francois was showing a piece he completed at the museum of modern art. The work was a 4'x9' blank canvas painted a single shade of grey. A patron saw this piece and asked what it was, Francois answered that it served as a metaphor for the emptiness of a museum, that he believed that other than the artwork on the walls; museums were empty cold places which served no justice to beautiful pieces of artwork. Thus, Francois was a Philosophartist.

by P.L.B. October 22, 2012

PhilosFX

The combination of philosophy and special effects that makes one feel his life is examined, shared, and truly lived.

Quentin: "If your life were a movie, would anyone watch?"

Andy: "Probably not. I never really thought about life as a performance."

Quentin: "Life is a performance and dude, you could use some PhilosFX to make your life more interesting! Combine philosophy and special effects to make each day worth watching."

Andy: "Sounds like, whats the phrase? Technicolor Omphaloskepsis."

Quentin: "I call PhilosFX life: examined, shared, and truly lived."

by FoamFan December 19, 2012