PhilosFX 

The combination of philosophy and special effects that makes one feel his life is examined, shared, and truly lived.

Quentin: "If your life were a movie, would anyone watch?"

Andy: "Probably not. I never really thought about life as a performance."

Quentin: "Life is a performance and dude, you could use some PhilosFX to make your life more interesting! Combine philosophy and special effects to make each day worth watching."

Andy: "Sounds like, whats the phrase? Technicolor Omphaloskepsis."

Quentin: "I call PhilosFX life: examined, shared, and truly lived."

PhilosFX by FoamFan December 19, 2012

Philosexual 

Philosexual is a sexuality, just like Gay, Straight or Bi. Philosexuals are people who want to have a romantic or sexual relationship but cannot because they suffer Philophobia - a rare phobia of love.

Some Philosexuals, depending on how strong their fear is, may experience romantic attraction (most of them are asexual too) but commonly suffer various side effects along with this attraction, due to their fear.

"So, umm what's your sexuality?"
"Oh, I'm Philosexual."

"What's that?"

"It's a sexuality based on philophobia, a rare phobia of love. It means I want to fall in love but I can't because I have philophobia."

"Wow! That's really interesting!"

Philosexual by xbukiyoux October 29, 2020

philosexual 

A person who thinks about more sex than he has it.

He's not actually banging her dude, he's a philosexual.

philosexual by Interns! July 22, 2015

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004