PhilosFX 

The combination of philosophy and special effects that makes one feel his life is examined, shared, and truly lived.

Quentin: "If your life were a movie, would anyone watch?"

Andy: "Probably not. I never really thought about life as a performance."

Quentin: "Life is a performance and dude, you could use some PhilosFX to make your life more interesting! Combine philosophy and special effects to make each day worth watching."

Andy: "Sounds like, whats the phrase? Technicolor Omphaloskepsis."

Quentin: "I call PhilosFX life: examined, shared, and truly lived."

PhilosFX by FoamFan December 19, 2012

Philosexual 

Philosexual is a sexuality, just like Gay, Straight or Bi. Philosexuals are people who want to have a romantic or sexual relationship but cannot because they suffer Philophobia - a rare phobia of love.

Some Philosexuals, depending on how strong their fear is, may experience romantic attraction (most of them are asexual too) but commonly suffer various side effects along with this attraction, due to their fear.

"So, umm what's your sexuality?"
"Oh, I'm Philosexual."

"What's that?"

"It's a sexuality based on philophobia, a rare phobia of love. It means I want to fall in love but I can't because I have philophobia."

"Wow! That's really interesting!"

Philosexual by xbukiyoux October 29, 2020

philosexual 

A person who thinks about more sex than he has it.

He's not actually banging her dude, he's a philosexual.

philosexual by Interns! July 22, 2015