Battle Penis

A member which is a good deal smaller when flaccid than when erect, so that it is protected during combat with pirates, ninjas, anyone who might try to clock you in the cock. A grow-er, rather than a show-er, which remains at a more or less constant size.

Jenny: "Er, isn't it a little... small?"
George: "Oh yeah? Battle penis, extend!"
Jenny: "Why, it's the perfect defense against pirates!"
George: :awesome:

by Anonymous von Anonymous III July 3, 2008

peniscillin

When you are not feeling well or hungover and sex would help.

She needs a shot of peniscillin.

by Amalia R October 24, 2006

Nigga Big Penis

The legendary NBP of Reddit. He has a large peepee and he is the friendliest guy around. Well known in r/teenagers Go to r/N_B_P for more info

Here is a standard Nigga Big Penis encounter:

|u/randomguy1: My dog died and I'm really sad.
| |u/Nigga-Big-Penis: I feel for you man. Here is an n-word pass to cheer you up.
| | |u/randomguy1: Thank you NBP! You truly are a god amongst men.
| | |u/randomguy2: r/rimjob_steve lmao xD

by penis man 42069 April 13, 2019

Consensual penis

A dick falsely accused of rape, turned rap diss.

After the trial, I left the courtroom gripping my consensual penis.

by Lymrix June 11, 2018

Guacamole Nigga Penis

A thicc nigga who masturbates as he eats doritos nacho cheese with fresh soft guac from the local grocery store.

you want to go perform some Guacamole Nigga Penis, and "watch" the Bachelor?

by bleached cow February 6, 2019

perfect penis

6 inches

i love perfect penis

by pau pac ulo October 21, 2019

Penis Colada

The act of sticking your penis into a unsuspecting victims drink, and 'using your swizzle stick as a swizzle stick.' Can include the added 'extra' of bodily fluids.

Man, can you believe Gups gave Jaraad a Penis Colada at that 21st the other night.

by Dwayne's Love Child December 15, 2008