Petis

A mixture between God and Thanos. Ladies man. Dog lover. Petis, not penis.

Person 1: Omg is that a petis
Person 2 : yes. That’s a huge petis!
Person1: I wouldn’t mess with Petis

by GordyBoi6969 October 27, 2019

Petius

The absolute most based fella on this PLANET and God's gift to woman!!!
Combination of Paedo, Petrus and Pekka.

"I love Petius so much he is so hot and cool."
-All the ladies

by Petius Kretenski December 30, 2022

squrly petes

To have the soft poop runs.

Oh' god! be right back. bathroom. Damn i got some "squrly petes".

by Ghost photo December 3, 2010

matthew peluso

The sexiest person on the earth and his penis comes in many sizes

He's Such A Matthew Peluso Ohhh Matt

by 👌🏻👈🏻 September 2, 2017

peruse

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by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004

Petts

An extremely homosexual individual, Aled Jones looking freak and lazy.

Look at the fag watching twilight i bet he's a Petts.
OMG he looks just like Aled Jones he must be a Petts.

by TheSnowman123 July 31, 2012

pedus

The penis.

I bet my pedus is biger than your pedus.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 10, 2009