perch

to have one's asshole fall out. usually said in Wisconsin. people usually perch in extreme weather conditions, like the humble winter.

I partied so hard, I perched!

by analpounder037 December 4, 2014

perched

When fucking a woman against the wall, one removes ones hand and the woman perches on the dick.

She was perched on my dick for a good 10 minutes!

You should have seen the bird perching on my dick last night.

I like it when she wiggles while she perches on my dick.

by Sam Kaci December 2, 2007

Perched

When a gay man catfishes another gay man

Scott was perched by a guy named Brad

by AlterJoker November 14, 2017

perchu

Created by three board school children in manchester who created this word to describe each other.

Used to discribe someone that has done something stupid or who is being an annoying little bugger.

someone: is your birthday really a national holiday.

Me: cause its not you little perchu i was winding you up.

by gillybean February 23, 2005

perched eagle

When you have a small dick (approximately .5-1.5 inches) that sits Perched on your balls like a majestic eagle

Holy shit Kurt nice Perched eagle

by The eagle6969 May 4, 2017

Perch

What does perch mean? That can be answered with another question... What doesn't perch mean?

Can aslo be said as; Perchy, used as a noun adjective or any other part of speech.

Becky: Woah those people seemed pretty perch.
Rachel: Yeah, very perchy.

by Awesomeninjabeast February 17, 2010

Percher

A fart, that after attempting to hold in, escapes in a loud, violent, foul-smelling burst.

"Ma, I tried to hold it, but it was a percher!"

by Keira Kei July 22, 2006