The butt mark your butt makes when it's really sweaty after running (Cross Country, Track, etc.) and you sit down on concrete/cement.
by assmanbill September 2, 2010
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After an evening at the titty bar Bob excused himself but Joe followed him to the restroom stall and gave him a Tulsa Paddle Wheel.
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bitch! come here and let me fuck ur ass... if you're good i'll give you a chocolate paddle pop when were done.
by mado as September 4, 2006
Get the paddle pop mug.A man (preferably a fisherman) on a boat, takes a fat, ugly chick and spank her ass, with a large, used paddle. when satisfied, the man, bonne her cunt, takes a dump on the paddle and feed the fishes.
"Hey man, look that guy on the boat! It looks like his giving her a good old Portuguese Golden Paddle!"
by CastroL May 13, 2006
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Becky had a freaky German shizer fetish, so I gave her the doggy paddle and had her scrubbin her chest for a week.
by c-dog February 22, 2004
Get the Doggy Paddle mug.A group of tightwad PAD members that resist the urge to conform to society's standards. IE. sleep, courtesy, and overall friendliness.
ROOM MATE #1: "Damnit, it's those Paddies again..."
ROOM MATE #2: "Yea, they're here all the fuckin time..."
PAD #1 "Shut Up, Bitch!"
ROOM MATE #2: "Looks like someone's being a Crabby Paddy..."
STORY: Those PAD members like to invade the space of room mates and tell the nicest guy across the hall to shut up on occasion. Then, they wake other people up, (who actually live in the room) and freeload off of the bed and room space to finish a quiz at 2AM and then have a gigantic orgy at 3AM.
ROOM MATE #2: "Yea, they're here all the fuckin time..."
PAD #1 "Shut Up, Bitch!"
ROOM MATE #2: "Looks like someone's being a Crabby Paddy..."
STORY: Those PAD members like to invade the space of room mates and tell the nicest guy across the hall to shut up on occasion. Then, they wake other people up, (who actually live in the room) and freeload off of the bed and room space to finish a quiz at 2AM and then have a gigantic orgy at 3AM.
by TheDarkTipper March 4, 2009
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