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Dick Otter

A human that you are excessively pissed off at, but you still have an undeniable desire to hold their hand like otters do when they don't want to float away from each other.
Damn it Kyle stop making me want to simultaneously punch you in the tit and skip through a field of wildflowers holding your hand! You're being such a dick otter!
by The Real Slim Tayde August 20, 2013
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Bloody Otter Pop

When you fuck a girl when she is on her rag and you pull out before you cum. Then you put your cock in her mouth and cum. When you pull out she has blood all over her mouth like she had been eating an Otter Pop.
Yo dude did you see that chick? Looks like she's been eating a Bloody Otter Pop to stay cool.
by Jdogg15 January 10, 2014
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Greer Otter

River otters from Greer, Arizona that are known for raping travelers that fall asleep.
My friend was molested when a Greer Otter mounted itself on his morning wood.
by Agnar January 17, 2017
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cherry otter

Cherry otter loves to annoy the friends that get easily annoyed. She is sarcastic and easily annoyed. She loves saying smh and birdseeds for some odd reason. She loves polar bears. She's very smart but procrastinates a lot. She is brutally honest and will tell you when you did something wrong. Once you find a cherry otter, you should never let her go. She's one of a kind, but she already has a boyfriend, so it's too late.
Pawn basin: Hey have you seen cherry otter?
Milk Butterfly; I think she's hanging out with pineapple blobfish
Pawn Basin : Oh thanks! i need to ask her out :)
by milkbutterfly January 29, 2019
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Pocket Otter

A shorter, thin hairy gay man (as some define otter as not only being thin and hairy, but tall too).
Gay #1: See the fur on that guy? Woof!
Gay #2: I missed it, which one?
Gay #1: The shorter thin one, the pocket otter.
by Linguistofdorothy August 3, 2019
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Angry Otter

A sex act where in the male lies on his back with the woman on top. While she's in the throes of pleasure, he removes an oyster from under the pillow and breaks it open on the side of her head.

After she leaves the apartment, he pushes all the furniture together to make a dam.
That insane hobo used to be a corporate VP before Phil performed an Angry Otter on her and made her have a stroke.
by Jaroferic September 29, 2011
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