The Oprah Conjecture

The Oprah Conjecture is the theory that any organized conspiracy of substantial is impossible because one of the members would reveal the secret to Oprah Winfrey, who would publicize it on her show.

The queen cannot be an alien, for if she was The Oprah Conjecture, tells us it would have already been revealed.

by super_the_science August 9, 2023

Reverse Oprah

One female receiving gifts from multiple males at the same time; gifts being loads of cum

Hey John, mike, and Keith, let’s go give that bitch the Reverse Oprah

by Mikehawkins May 13, 2021

Metropolitan Oprah House

A fancy-schamncy concert-hall in NYC that features everyone's favorite cloyingly-sweet TV personality.

Other folks can attend the fancy hyped programs at the Metropolitan Oprah House if they choose, but I am not really into all the glitz and drama --- gimme a nice quiet friendly backyard barbecue or simple country-folk musical-shindig EVERY time.

by QuacksO March 12, 2019

oprah breakwind

When you have a long and gurgling fart just before you drop ass.

Was so hungover New years day, when I sat down on the shitter to donate my good morning dump I was also greeted with an Oprah Breakwind.

by thathandleisalreadyused&abused April 5, 2021

Oprahs dirty secret

A term used when an individual is keeping an innapropriate secret.

Oprah never told anybody about her secret, i heard it from her brother that she cut her nipples off and put them in a mason jar. i call it, Oprahs dirty secret.

by Noodle tickler July 21, 2019

Oprah Boss

A boss who gives out large sums of money to all employes

"Man, I swear I have an oprah boss! I got a raise from minimum wage to 30 bucks an hour for no reason!"

by AFanBoyCameAndCorrectedThis July 23, 2014

What would Oprah do

When you’re about to throw out bread and u relies that Oprah loves bread.

Hey this bread is stale, what would Oprah do, keep the bread and give people boats

by Hitlers foreskin November 27, 2018