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bench sitter

Someone who's on a team, but sits on the bench and watches the best players On the team play the game.
He's not a good player he's just a bench sitter.
by Eva7 May 31, 2016
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A Kaulia Bench

A bench with no legs, basically a plank on the ground.
That’s not a plank, it’s a Kaulia Bench.
by Anonymous Citizen September 22, 2020
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bench mate

It refers to the friend or foe that sits with you with a territorial line dividing your and his/her comfort zone. Any violation of the terms with him/her always results in a war.
Jezz man, there's a guy named jack who's my bench mate, and he really doesn't care about my tiffin.
by googoo_cat May 29, 2020
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Bench pressed

The act of beating someone so badly that they may as well have been bench pressed 1000 times over.

This term is versatile and can mean the following:

Oblierating ones argument into the netherrealm by being so very on point that the opponent cannot hope to come back from it.

Physically destroying someone for example by german suplexing them into the earths mantle.

Mowing down an opposing civilization in AoE that you theoratically lift said civ into the air and drop them into hell itself by sheer domination.

The art of total puss puss destruction via a massive thundercock which can only be bestowed upon omega class alpha males. Guaranteed to inseminate any female on the first try.
This fool thinks sbmm doesnt exist so I bench pressed his dumbass opinion into the dirt.

Just ran around Al Mazrah in DMZ and bench pressed some lil Timothy and friends so bad they lost all there loot and rage quit.

I just bench pressed this slag with my PR 24 meat baton. Fatherhood here I cum.
by Distortus Dongasaurus April 23, 2023
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clear the benches

When baseball players from both teams leave the dugout to fight each other.
Both teams clear the benches after the batter got beaned by a wild pitch.
by Noblewolf797 April 3, 2021
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Bench-Handy

Bench-Handy (noun)

The act of jerking someone off from behind while hiding underneath stadium bleachers, typically during a crowded sporting event. This act is usually not welcomed by the recipient. Similar to the reach-around.
"That homeless man under the bleachers just gave my 12 year-old son a bench-handy, I think I might join in on the fun!"
by sullivan.petrus February 21, 2013
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Belt for bench

People who need a belt for bench press are the same people who get their full routine from tictok or Instagram. They struggle to comprehend normal human behaviour and cannot hold a conversation without mentioning the ‘Benifits’ of using the belt, and part-take in no fap.
Look at this twat using a belt for bench press.
by Caught lacking in gym November 25, 2020
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