Custard Tart

When one male ejaculates inside another males anus and then proceeds to push the cum out onto the first males face to produce the 'custard tart'.

Male 1: Hey man I'm having a bad day, could you cheer me up with some anal sex?

Male 2: How about we smash out a custard tart? You hungry?

by Cockaddict November 1, 2018

The Custard Treatment

This is a method of punishment that could be used on people who rape underage children.

A large PVC pipe is inserted into the perpetrators anus. This size and length of the pipe is up to those who administer the punishment. Lukewarm Custard is then poured down the pipe to simulate the feeling of ejaculation.

I sentence you to "The Custard Treatment"
Prisoner:*dies on the spot*

by Max's Left Nut November 19, 2018

custard cunt

a woman who sleeps around so much she constantly has some guys "custard" in her vagina

"That chick is a real custard cunt"

by Hannmontana June 16, 2008

ebony custard

Black ejaculate (cum, sperm, seed)

When Takeshia got through with Tyrone's member, she drooled ebony custard.

by Richard Black February 27, 2005

tubby custard

A cute, adorable chubby person of any race gender or origin.

Oh my gosh, you're a tubby custard

by XxMMxX May 18, 2017

Cunt Custard

The combination of sperm and the womens juices oozing out of a womans cunt after they have both cum

had to change the sheets after all the cunt custard oozed out of her cunt and onto the sheets

by aw74 March 10, 2011

tubby custard

A word Kevin invented that can be used as a fill in the blank for any phrase. It generally can make anything sexual and hilarious.

Caution: Do not use word unless accepting possibility of use over and over again with your friends until four in the morning.

"I'm going to tubby custard all over your chest"

"I'm full of tubby custard"

"I have to tubby custard"

by hellza joey July 6, 2006