One of the most popular snacks of the Chinese community. This little snack usually has a crispy crust (but there are some soft crusted varieties) and a soft, delicious egg custard center. The custard also comes in other flavors such as melon or strawberry, but nothing beats the original.
Stop by a Chinese bakery to try one today. :)
Stop by a Chinese bakery to try one today. :)
by mineforever October 13, 2010
When one male ejaculates inside another males anus and then proceeds to push the cum out onto the first males face to produce the 'custard tart'.
Male 1: Hey man I'm having a bad day, could you cheer me up with some anal sex?
Male 2: How about we smash out a custard tart? You hungry?
Male 2: How about we smash out a custard tart? You hungry?
by Cockaddict November 01, 2018
"That chick is a real custard cunt"
by Hannmontana June 16, 2008
by Richard Black February 27, 2005
Oh my gosh, you're a tubby custard
by XxMMxX May 18, 2017
by aw74 February 24, 2011
A word Kevin invented that can be used as a fill in the blank for any phrase. It generally can make anything sexual and hilarious.
Caution: Do not use word unless accepting possibility of use over and over again with your friends until four in the morning.
Caution: Do not use word unless accepting possibility of use over and over again with your friends until four in the morning.
"I'm going to tubby custard all over your chest"
"I'm full of tubby custard"
"I have to tubby custard"
"I'm full of tubby custard"
"I have to tubby custard"
by hellza joey July 06, 2006