egg custard

One of the most popular snacks of the Chinese community. This little snack usually has a crispy crust (but there are some soft crusted varieties) and a soft, delicious egg custard center. The custard also comes in other flavors such as melon or strawberry, but nothing beats the original.

Stop by a Chinese bakery to try one today. :)
Egg custards taste the best when warm. I like to have it with some hot milk tea. ^^
by mineforever October 13, 2010
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Custard Tart

When one male ejaculates inside another males anus and then proceeds to push the cum out onto the first males face to produce the 'custard tart'.
Male 1: Hey man I'm having a bad day, could you cheer me up with some anal sex?

Male 2: How about we smash out a custard tart? You hungry?
by Cockaddict November 01, 2018
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custard cunt

a woman who sleeps around so much she constantly has some guys "custard" in her vagina
"That chick is a real custard cunt"
by Hannmontana June 16, 2008
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ebony custard

Black ejaculate (cum, sperm, seed)
When Takeshia got through with Tyrone's member, she drooled ebony custard.
by Richard Black February 27, 2005
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tubby custard

A cute, adorable chubby person of any race gender or origin.
Oh my gosh, you're a tubby custard
by XxMMxX May 18, 2017
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Cunt Custard

The combination of sperm and the womens juices oozing out of a womans cunt after they have both cum
had to change the sheets after all the cunt custard oozed out of her cunt and onto the sheets
by aw74 February 24, 2011
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tubby custard

A word Kevin invented that can be used as a fill in the blank for any phrase. It generally can make anything sexual and hilarious.

Caution: Do not use word unless accepting possibility of use over and over again with your friends until four in the morning.
"I'm going to tubby custard all over your chest"

"I'm full of tubby custard"

"I have to tubby custard"
by hellza joey July 06, 2006
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