Toast Hair

Hair that is parted down the center of the head and waves out, so that it's outline is in the shape of a piece of toast.
The teacher has toast hair.

"Oh no! I am going to need a flat iron in order to get rid of my crazy toast hair!"

"Dayumn, that guy has really glorious toast hair!"
by acowardly October 21, 2011
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Truth or Toast

A game popular among teenagers. It is usually played in a small group. Each person, on their turn, has the choice of answering an awkward question. If they don't want to, then the other people in the group select something horrible for the person to do with a piece of toast. For example, they might have to dip part of the toast in flat soda, melt chocolate on that part, microwave the toast, and then take a bite. The same piece of toast is used for the entire game. So, continuing the example, the next person might have to rub the bread in the soles of everyone's shoes, then bite the side containing a piece of melted chocolate.
James, Barney, John, Doug, and Mickey all felt slightly sick after an intense game of Truth or Toast. Barney refused to answer when James asked him about his masturbation habits, so they made Barney dip a good portion of the bread into John's mother's fishtank. Then, when Doug refused to answer a question, James made him light the toast on fire with his Zippo. It didn't stay lit very long due to it still being wet from the water from the tank, so James's turn wasn't too bad, and he just took a bite from an untouched portion of the toast.
by Mary Sue Bacontoes November 29, 2010
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Vagina Toast

im glad i had some "vagina toast" to put my penis butter on.
by spann twin February 11, 2011
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Toasted Snowflake

The little pieces of dried poop covered toilet paper that fall from one’s butt crack. A sign of poor wiping technique
As I walked around the house in my underwear little toasted snowflakes were sprinkled across my hardwood floors.
by Monty Burns May 07, 2020
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Toast Job

A sexual act where a man recieves a hand job so that he ejaculates onto a piece of toast. The woman then eats the cum covered piece of toast.
Mike was bragging all day about how Julie gave him a toast job last night.
by anonymandias March 03, 2010
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Taco toast

When two women (generally lesbians) rub their vaginas together to achieve sexual climax. Formerly referred to as "scissoring". (Taco toasting when used as a verb)
Hey gurl, after we climax using vibrators let's taco toast to celebrate!
by taco Tuesday April 24, 2015
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The Grand Toast

The grand master, a person of great worth and importance, often a leader.
Steve is the grand toast of this corperation
by G37_7h3_d00r May 05, 2004
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