Hooch Goblin

Person who drinks way too much for their own good.

Dude, Tim's mom barricaded herself in her room and drank ten bottles of rum. What a hooch goblin

by cappinniggashins February 7, 2010

sesh goblin

A sesh goblin is someone who really enjoys the sesh, sometimes a little to much. A sesh goblin will smash through all their drugs at the party and everyone else's because of their 'sesh goblin' nature. Another trait of the "sesh goblin" is that although they are happy to do everyone else's drugs they can't share their own personal supply because they need it to become a "sesh goblin".

"fucking hell mate I'm just a pure sesh goblin rack us a line up mush chore mush"

by AME PUSSY DESTROYER April 20, 2018

Sock Goblin

An individual who sleeps under people's beds and steals socks that fall from the side of the bed.

This is the 5th pair of socks I lost to those darn sock goblins!

by KoyoRed January 20, 2020

Spear Goblin

Spear goblin is a phrase you use to answer a question in which you have no say or opinion in.

"What are your thoughts on the political outreaches some governors are making?"
"Spear Goblin"

by Stabbingcheetah87 February 22, 2022

zipper goblin

An edge lord who won’t shut the fuck up about his himself while in possession of an excessive amount of zippers.

Fuck Jonothon that zipper goblin piece of shit.

by DarkFinn March 3, 2018

Snout Goblin

Someone who loves cigarettes. Usually JPS or Benson and Hedges. snout goblins will do anything to get a cigarette, even if it means the genocide of a whole race.

Oh my goodness Darren, please get the kids inside I just saw the local snout goblin !

by The Babber October 7, 2019

Cif goblin

Whoever accepts or steals cif gear knowing it isn't theirs

Martinez raised his hand when Davis asked "whose camelback is this" knowing damn well it wasn't his, what a cif goblin!

by Wagner <3 cox internet April 8, 2022