nacho machine

Lance's pride and joy. Sex machine

Yo guys I brought a nacho machine in case you want some

by Jamalboii October 8, 2017

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pussy machine

A guy that can nail pussy fast like a jackhammer

Man Branson brewer is a pussy machine

Brandon Alexander can fuck so hard it is like I'm getting pounded out by a jack hammer

by Sexmachine December 3, 2015

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Florence+The Machine

The ACTUAL name of the band others often call "Florence AND the Machine"

Mike: Hey, did you see Florence and the Machine last night?
Marley: No, I did not see Florence AND the Machine last night. I did, however, see Florence+The Machine.

by MrPandaBear321 March 4, 2016

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It's when a girl is giving a blow job, and she's doing good with her mouth and then she stops and takes her mouth off and the dick is all wet and then the girl starts giving a very violent hand job in which case she is not going north and south she's also going east and west and any chance of the guy cumming is lost because of her sudden hand attack on the guys dick

Brad: Man, this girl gave me a washing machine last night
Matt: Oh man I'm sorry, did it hurt....
Brad: Of course it hurt SHE GAVE ME A WASHING MACHINE

by Chadagonia March 15, 2015

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agreeing machine

a girl (often in high/middle school) that says yes to EVERYTHING to make freinds.

1: Hannah: Do you like chocolate
Makenzie: Yes.
Hannah: Are you diabetic?
Makenzie: Yes.
Hannah: Have you had sex before?
Makenzie: Yes

2: Hannah: Makenzie is such an agreeing machine!
Olivia: Yeah! She said she's had sex, and she's 3 grades below us!

by Ezza Kezza July 11, 2011

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