fortune cookie nookie

to have sex with an asian girl

Dude, I took this totally hot asian chick home last night and scored some fortune cookie nookie!

by Robert Richards October 14, 2007

noobie

A person who is new at something/ sucks at life in general.

A person who is a ho.

Hilo's are noobie laggers.

by Billup November 6, 2003

Noggie

Mildly derogatory word for Norwegian.

That Noggie sure eats a lot of waffles.

by thorie July 7, 2006

Noonie

to be extremely cute – totes cute, on another level

He is soo noonie

by zelzy babes April 10, 2011

nookie in the jar

a distorted but clever mis-read of "in the nookie jar" typically committed by non-native english speakers, lazy readers and people who get really excited by the word "nookie," but which has valid usage:

1. covert nookie
2. covert expression of nookie
3. a doubly emphatic expression of the same
4. the version of "caught with your hand in the nookie jar" that doesn't involve being caught
5. surprise nookie

"me and my boyfriend are taking a car trip...you know, a little nookie in the jar."

"i'm going to surprise her on her birthday: a little wine, some candles, and i've got a extra-special stash of nookie in the jar"

by Dontcallme Illcallyou November 13, 2009

Nookie nectar

Female genetal fluids or ejaculate; gynecological girl gush.

...and then I drank her sweet, sweet nookie nectar for hours while she moaned in pleasure.

by Eli Stubbs September 24, 2011

nookie nazi

a person who with holds sex from their partner

Your girl wouldn't be such a bitch if you'd quit being such a Nookie Nazi and just give her some ass!

by Troubled October 26, 2014