noob

1. When, during a boob job, the plastic gets replaced with nougat. Then, when the woman breast-feeds, chocolate milk comes out.
woman: Why is chocolate milk coming out?
Man: Omigod! you must have gotten a noob job!!
by userfjsldfnoilsd March 25, 2010
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A person who is new and bad at something. Often used in online video games.
Ahh man you suck you noob
by D3r3k May 18, 2005
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by n00bster neem November 04, 2009
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noob \nōōb\ n. 1 One that lacks skills. 2 One that is new to a particular game or inexperienced with gaming in general. 3 One that has never been to: www.purepwnage.com
1 lol ur such a noob!

2 lol, ur mom is a total noob.

3 go watch www.purepwnage.com u noob
by teh_straterer January 17, 2010
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often newbies on internet are called noob and some noob called it n00b. You can find noob in online forum . Most of noob try to be smart ass and often found of using verbal abuse and words like lol , omg, . The are damn lazy. To hide themself they blame other as noob and they have no reason to blame. Noob also make their own definitions and words . We can also call noob asshole.
Noobs in forum
B: correct your spelling noob
A: this is internet, and i am here in this forum since 2 yrs

B: lol ! we cannot understand you in that spelling

A: So why I am noob
B: You are real idiot
A: why i am noob
B: shut up you son of %#$ , ass hole . &*#

No doubt here b is noob
by Noob Terminator September 09, 2009
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an utter nutter

a general insult for online gaming
by bne ley November 28, 2005
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1. Someone who asks an obvious question
2. Someone who asks a stupid question
1.
Comrade_Leskul: How much does a Gold Mine cost?
00Rokor00: noob


2.
Blakhole199: How do u mine 4 fish?
GreenGoblin82: Noob
by fib12345 April 24, 2009
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