crap on a crust

1. A poorly made pizza
2. An expression of surprise/disbelief

If I wanted crap on a crust I'd order me up some dominoes

CRAP ON A CRUST! He stole my car!

by Daniel Harold February 29, 2004

Tit Crust

The oversized bacterial fungous growing on and around the female breast, usually caused by extremely overweight females that cannot get to those tight areas with the soap, for
more info please contact Imran, his mom is very experienced with it.

I was going down on Imran's mom but then I suddenly noticed a crust buildup around her titties. I screamed out "Tit Crust" and ran out the door and hauled ass home. Man that was some scary shit.

by Imran Bob Carr December 28, 2005

pie crust

The filthy, diseased, nasty layer of scum covering a pussy rank with more STDs than you can name. Just looking at it makes dicks shrivel back into their owners for fear of catching the foul stuff. So nasty, not even the crabs like being there.

"Man, I was about to fuck this bitch, but man when she pulled off her panties.. the Pie Crust on that was so nasty I puked."

by Jaggerjack October 14, 2007

crust creep

When pizza parlors give you less sauce and cheese because of the recession and your pizza increasingly becomes more bread than topping

Excuse me, Tony, could you put a little more sauce and cheese on this pizza? I seem to be experiencing crust creep here!!!

by penintheback December 13, 2010

Crust Technician

One who shapes, or 'slaps', a piece of dough into the base of a pizza.

The Crust Technician was the one who made sure your pizza was the correct size and shape.

by Blackdeathjackal September 9, 2010

Crust Paste

moist ointment for your crustiness.

Can you pass the crust paste? My weave is getting crusty again.

by lol times 10 May 10, 2014

Man crust

Dry dirty cum around your bell end. You can peel it off like your dead Nans dry skin on her clit. Cheesy man crust

Your Dad has cheesy man crust

by Man crust July 23, 2016