Newport, New York

Small ass farm hick town with teen country boys riding any machine there is, smoking pot, and drinking. Only thing there to do is go to Stuart’s in Middleville, ride, or get in trouble.

Person: Where are you from
Them: Newport, New York
Person: That’s a town? Never heard of it

by threeonefiver September 18, 2021

newlyn

newlyn likes to comb hair in between studying. newlyn is the most dumbest and stupidest person ever alive. but be careful she likes to itch eye, kick butts and pinches everywhere. somedays she acts drunk and some days her headache makes her fall back to sleep. her positions be out of place when she sleeps she can be snail , a butterfly, a hook, a letter F or even a dead body. She like to sleep like she's in a coma, even an earthquake won't wake her up. she also likes to put pens in her nose. She was sleep literally anywhere. Also she will have a signature dance step called the knee bending twerk.

person 1: hey what is your dance step?
person 2: it is ofc the knee bending twerk taught by none other than NEWLYN

by RN2 November 22, 2021

Newpal

A school in the countryside of indiana that is full of racists and closeted racists

White boy: *says N word*

White girl: *sigh* Only at Newpal

by Cockgobbler420 April 12, 2022

Newy

New aged good for nothing hippies.

Normally into some sort of crystal based healing, doof parties with monotonous shit music while howling at the moon.

dress code is some sort of wildly colored skimpy clothing and or fluffy coats with corduroys

Meets ya for 1 second wants a bloody hug

Mate 1: check out those counts over there

Mate 2: I fuckin hate those Newy bastards

by PD98 July 12, 2022

Danarrea Newpotitis

A person who spews liquified feces in an internet thread .

The internet thread caught a nasty case of Danarrea Newpotitis and everyone left because of the stench .

by Phillip McCrackain January 11, 2014

camp newaygo

An all girls camp located in Newaygo Michigan. A place where people can go to make friendships that last forever, like knallys children.

Girl: "Are there any good summer camps I should go to?"
Girl: "Camp Newaygo"

by Coolasthat May 23, 2016

Bobby Newport

Bobby Newport is a spoiled man who was raised by his jerk father and tries to beat Leslie Knope for Pawnee City Council

Bobby Newport’s never had a real job in his life

by leedlerocks October 18, 2019