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Duff Neighbor

Duff meaning: Dreadful Ugly Fat Freak of a Neighbor.
A neighbor you dread to see out of their house who is ugly on the inside and out. Morbidly obese, fat, and unfortunately seems to scantily clothed most of the time. A loud ass freak who strives to be obnoxious at all times. They tear around the corner and down your street in their reinforced made for fattys' vehicle like a crazy freak, regardless of any pets or kids that may be in the road. You try to live your life but this Duff neighbor makes it virtually impossible to exist within a 3 block radius without hearing their loud ass bi-polar blabbering. This Duff neighbor likes to do the flubby dance while being hit by the jet stream of a water hose which has been known to cause temporary loss of vision for passer-bys.
I thought they had found the house of their dreams until I saw their Duff Neighbor across the street.

The cat never saw that Duff Neighbor coming.

They don't make fences high enough to completely drown out their Duff Neighbor.
by Sass sha J May 29, 2010
mugGet the Duff Neighbormug.

fake nigga neighbors

The fake nigga neighbors, the ones that lives in Camden, New Jersey in North America, in the Northern 39.94° and Western 75.105° hemisphere, especial the ones that are in their backyards at night or mid-evening that talks about a bunch of NOTHING for no reason, what so ever they bomb and band blasting music like there's no tomorrow then have a nerve to play frequency as if their lives can't get any worse. They know how to talk nonsense and are blunt gaslighting liars, they will stalk you for their fun or joy or whatever... They are usually high or drunk. They will waist your time in anyway or form possible. Trying to prove a delusional point of view. They even shot bults in the air. They knock on their wall. They are impulsively repulsive in any form, on purpose. They don't care. They hate everyone including their selves. Why you may ask, nobody know. Their untie is built on hate. SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED IN ANY SHAPE OR FORMATLY. NO MATTER WHAT.
Person 1: Hey, do you here them there making a lot of noise out there.

Person 2: It's just them fake nigga neighbors that nobody wants to be around, again.
Person 1: Why. They keep bothering you again.
Person 2: Yeah, they keep on saying a bunch of nothing again.
Person 1: It's alright, because they'll got tried around the morning or when they deem they need sleep.

*12:00 AM*~ and there still up
by ONLY TRUTH TELLER August 2, 2025
mugGet the fake nigga neighborsmug.

Third Favorite Neighbor

It's what your neighbor calls you when he is such a pussy that he cannot tell you he don't like you
Hey Garrett you're my third favorite neighbor
by Third favorite neighbor July 10, 2018
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Hey Neighboring

This describes the act of choosing a urinal right next to someone else who is taking a piss, instead of all the other unused urinals that aren't next to the one in use.
Dude you have got to stop hey Neighboring everyone in the toilet it's getting weird.

Jason likes to hey neighbor at the urinal
by Gidon Grey June 27, 2025
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National Cum in a neighbors mailbox day

National Cum in a neighbors mailbox day is beautiful day dedicated to releasing the previous months load all up in your fellow neighbors virgin mailbox.
Hey mom! Im going to celebrate National Cum in a neighbors mailbox day, by splurging in Mrs. Osbornes mailbox ill be back!!!!
by National Neighbor Cum Day April 17, 2021
mugGet the National Cum in a neighbors mailbox daymug.

Dump Neighbor

Someone who uses the stall next to you, especially when you both are taking shits. You'll meet each other, stink, and part ways.
"Damn, how long were you in there?"

"I don't know, I was talking to Mike."

"Who's Mike?"

"He's my dump neighbor."

"oh..."
by Ilisten2Metal June 9, 2014
mugGet the Dump Neighbormug.

cute as hell neighbor

Girl that has the room right next to yours in a hotel room. She is super cute and you want to smash and treat her right. Dreams of Hollister clothing because she is Caucasian, but also Portuguese.
Hey bro did you get a look at the cute as hell neighbor in room 555?
by "MADMAN" June 9, 2022
mugGet the cute as hell neighbormug.

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