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needs crap thrown at it

a digital photoghraph that needs to be cropped
Hey mac, this pic needs crap thrown at it!
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Needs Direction

A way to describe an employee who is otherwise worthless. An employee who, without detailed instruction and hand holding, will waste the day on the internet.
Employe: Hey is Bob a good worked?

Employe 2: He can be, but needs direction.

Employe: So in other words, he's useless.
by Irritated Boss June 12, 2013
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cretin needs a beating

it's another 'rhyme-paced meter' way to say that somebody is 'cruising for a bruising'. In other words, somebody is being a stupid asshole and deserves to be put back in his or her PLACE! That moron is just asking for trouble.
1. Yesterday at the Memorial Day ceremony in Arlington Cemetery Donald Traitortrump gave a long-winded pompous ass speech promoting and gloating about HIMSELF - yes, AGAIN! He has pissed off a lot of people - AGAIN - including many military veterans because everything he talked about (and tweeted) was, as always about 'ME ME ME'. That cretin needs a beating because he's a dirty treasonous criminal and he just don't know how to STFU!

2. Greg keeps on flicking bent staples at other students while sitting in the back of science class. He also throws paper wads and flicks boogers in class and when somebody turns around, he just gives a shit-eating grin. That cretin needs a beating and one of these days he will get one.

3. Somebody just like the above-mentioned Greg went on to become a Macbeth. He took over the Libyan nation and got his hands on dangerous hardware - bombs and rockets. He was a terror-monger. That cretin got his final beating for good in 2011. He was Moammar Qaddafy.
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Fish Needs Urgent CPR

My Fish needs urgent CPR, she said seductively.
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Trump needs to eat a peach

It’s when the Congress gives a peach to Donald trump but trump refuses to eat it.
The Congress: trump, u need eat that fucking peach I gave u.
Trump: NO!!!
The Congress: or we will fire u and we’ll replace u with joe Biden the badass as president.
Trump: u can’t I’m fucking rich & u work for me because u guys are peasants.
The Congress: just eat the fucking peach & ur ass won’t get kicked.
Trump: fuck no, I ain’t eating shit!
*the congress kicks trump’s ass back to China where he belongs*
The Congress: hey joe Biden, ur now the president.
Joe Biden: oh yeah yeah

The word I should define; trump needs to eat a peach.
by Some1 @ the internet December 20, 2019
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that boy needs therapy

A phrase that works well as an intensifier, good or bad.
Man, that chick has a great ass. That boy needs therapy.
by Fred February 26, 2004
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Roger needs a shot

General strip club term used for any male who in lieu of actually ponying up the $1 for a table dance, needs liquid encouragement (aka a shot) to finally make his way to the main stage. Aks me a question.......
Damn, son, Roger ain't be spendin his shit....that broke ass nigga..Roger needs a shot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by AKS ME October 21, 2010
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