*Cries myself to sleep*

*Cries myself to sleep* Is something you or another can use when they are uncomfortable, when they don't agree, when they are upset or angry, or when you actually wanna cry yourself to sleep! Use it in real life and in text, It doesn't have a preference

Girl one: "I 😩 DONT🤩 CARE🙄 WHO👩 🦲👨 🦲 THE🤍 IRS💥SENDS🤓 I👩 🦱AM❤ NOT❌ PAYING 💵 TAXES 💠"
Girl 2: "*cries myself to sleep*"

by ClosetedMijà December 23, 2021

pissing myself crying

pissing myself crying can be defined as crying so much you piss yourself.

"I'll be pissing myself crying if my husky dies"

by The_bunny_definer April 23, 2018

I Franked myself

Knowingly giving a friend drugs that can’t handle them.

Fuck... I Franked myself. He took molly and now is sleeping in the hallway.

by Joeybuzz October 19, 2019

kicked MySelf to the curb

to get out of a bad relationship with an unstable female, while having her think it was her idea, thereby sparing oneself vicious reprisals.

"Yo that psycho bitch was blowin my shit up and creepin by my crib every nite like it was her job, so I kicked MySelf to the curb!"

by J January 21, 2004

I fvck myself

i just do

i fvck myself wbu

by ISNSNSNAJWJWJSYEYA September 1, 2021

shoot myself in the face

a sign of disgruntlement over an event

I just broke and fell out of my desk in front of the whole class! I wanna shoot myself in the face!

by Mary Queen of Scots April 23, 2003

captain planet myself

When a woman uses a vibrating cock ring in a solo masturbation round. She places the ring on her index finger with the vibrator facing her palm. Then she'll masturbating, using the vibrator to simulate her clit. This can entirely remove the need for a man.

Janie: "I totally put the cock ring on my index finger and captain planet myself."
Dolly: "Was it good?"
Janie: "With my powers combined, it saved the day AND I can avoid having sex with my boyfriend."

by Planeteer September 10, 2011