mutjaba

A pretty nice guy who is friends with everyone and has dated many girls..he is the player in the group.

Eg: Guy 1: hey man I'm really lonely
guy 2:don't worry I'll send you a Mutjaba

Guy: My girl is sexy and hot and she's just stunning!!
Guy 2: be careful man..I heard there's a Mutjaba around town

by Loling everyday September 20, 2013

mutton bustin

When you shave your pubes, bust on a girl's face, and use the jizz as glue to make mutton chops on the girl's face.

I was mutton bustin on this girl and gave her facial hair.

by Deedledortch May 16, 2015

mutton power

To use one's power tool on a Ho's vagina.

The bitch was so horny I used my Mutton Power on that pussy

by HosstheBoss April 21, 2016

mutton top

Another word to describe when a big beefie guy has a muffin top

"Hey is that miles"
"Duh you can see his mutton top from here"

by Potroast77 November 20, 2016

Mutop

1.) A person who doesn't present his/herself very well and makes other people uncomfortable and dirty when there around them
2.) Smells a lot and doesn't know how to shower or buy soap.
3.)is unwanted and usually lonley but often seen with other mutop's

"That girl amy is such a mutop"

by Paige parkin November 28, 2016

mutton lance

Erect penis

Danny was hoping to impale Wendy on his 'mutton lance'

by RickTick66 June 12, 2017

Muttonhipster

Someone dressing like a hipster but they’re really too old for that trend

Yikes those skinny jeans make you look like a muttonhipster!

by Ruth Heenan May 18, 2018