The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees

Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.

Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons

by Mike Fellatio July 2, 2004

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I don’t like Qaseh must wait for 2 years maybe 😂

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023

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I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

by scodder November 15, 2012

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damn bro i must have altsimers cause i dont remember asking

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” damn bro i must have altsimers cause i dont remember asking”

by NOTAGAYPERSONBECAUSEOSKARISGAY March 2, 2020

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My loneliness-is killing me. And I, I must confess, I sill believe!!!!!!!!!!!! (still believe)

My loneliness-is killing me. And I, I must confess, I sill believe!!!!!!!!!!!! (still believe), is a part of the revolutionary song Britney Spears sang.

Person 1 :"My loneliness-is killing me. And I, I must confess, I sill believe!!!!!!!!!!!! (still believe). When I'm with you I loose my mind, give me a siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing. HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

Person 2 : Yooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Are you singing that legendary Britney Spears song?

Person 1 : YEP!!!!!!!!

by Ashyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy February 7, 2021

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