mumthas

Very care, sensitive person

Mumthas won the famous statistics award

by Nikimuni December 22, 2021

Martha

Narrator, Martha
Martha was an average dog
She went- Woof!
And- Woof!
And- Grrr!
When she ate some alphabet soup, then what happened was bizarre

Scientist
On the way to Martha's stomach, the letters lost their way. They traveled to her brain and now-

Narrator, Martha
She's got a lot to say!
Now, she speaks
How now, brown cow
Martha speaks
Yeah, she speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks

Narrator, Martha
What's a caboose? When are we eating again?
Martha speaks
Hey, Joe. Whaddaya know?
(My name's not Joe...)
She's not always right but still, that Martha speaks
Hi there

Narrator, Martha
She's got a voice, she's ready to shout. Martha will tell you what it's all about
Sometimes wrong but seldom in doubt, Martha will tell you what it's all about
That dog's unique
Testing, one two
Hear her speak. Martha speaks and speaks and speaks and speaks and
Communicates, enumerates, elucidates, exaggerates, indicates, and explicates, bloviates and overstates, and (pants) Hyperventilates
Martha
To reiterate, Martha speaks!

Martha was an average dog
She went- (random sound)
And- (random sound)
And- (random sound)

by kaistudio February 14, 2022

Marthered

When you inadvertently put the ball out of play in any sport in an un-provoked fashion. An un-forced error by a sportsman.

You totally Marthered that one

by Shalom_Fun September 4, 2023

mute mirth

When someone laughs, but they don't make a sound.

You know you're a nerd when you mute mirth at a sucky joke.

by mute spitting November 21, 2013

aunt martha kiss

When you give a half lip, dry, side kiss to someone with no passion or feeling. Like you would your 'Aunt Martha' when she comes to town.

I walked in the door and she gave me an 'Aunt Martha kiss'. I was like "Ewww, so it's like that now?'

by Chucks5150chucks5150 December 6, 2017

a martha

Telling an unfunny joke or a joke that doesn't make sence

"You just did a martha mate"

by Faceofjeff April 21, 2018

St.marthas

A living hell (Period)

St.marthas is a living hell

by Ihateschoolperiod September 6, 2019