monoperative

the interesting sound produced when one flatulates and belches as the exact precise moment.

jimmy monoperatived, and was instantaneously killed.

by derek arnold April 28, 2003

Monoseur

A person who thinks he/she is a connoisseur of a certain thing, but is just ignorant and unable to spell or say the word, "connoisseur."

"I ain't no curry monoseur."

by Uru_Negro June 11, 2006

monomom

A woman who gives birth to just one baby at a time, as opposed to an octomom.

She's no attention whore like Nadya Suleman, she's a monomom.

by TaviRider December 12, 2009

monobeo

a term used to define a good time

dude, have a monobeo life

by doublecheeseburger15 February 20, 2011

monotesticalvaginitis

when somebody is to much of a pussy to go on a big ride at an amusement park

John: MJ, did you go on kingda ka yet?

MJ: Nah im too scared

John: Looks like someone has monotesticalvaginitis today!

by solonggayboyz July 30, 2011

Monoemotive

A state of being used to describe a person who is currently dominated by one powerful emotion. The state of being monoemotive is usually preceded by an event that would trigger an emotion or feeling so powerful, that it transcends all reason and becomes the afflicted person's main focus in life. It is all they think about, it is all they feel. Any feeling can rise to the level of monoemotiveness, grief, joy, happiness, sadness, or guilt. And there is no cure for it other than time.

Joe: "Julie's grandmother just died, she was overcome by waves of grief."

Bob: "Yeah, I saw her. You could tell she was monoemotive, she was nothing but sad."

Bill: "Did you hear that Sally and Tom were getting married?"
Sam: "Yeah! I was there when he asked her! You could tell she was monoemotive, she was about to explode she was so happy!"

by Monoemotive January 8, 2012

Monoma Futty

Usually an extremely fat person who loves to eat cake and sit on the sofa all day.
Doesn't really have a life and usually smells like dead badgers and road kill

Charlie: Well I'd say she's a monoma Futty

Sarah: Yeah. I'd agree

by DaRiAnSuNnShInE October 3, 2012