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monicitis

Monicitis is the disease that causes a slew of negative side effects listed in the formal post listed above.

However, recent medical research at John Hopkins University has brought several new side effects to attention.

Including but not limited to;

-Posting false definitions attempting to undermind the work of Dr. Louis Tres
-Awful hair
-Absence of linguistic formalities. For instance, if there was a building that stood for grammatical integrity, monicitis would be the plane that crashed into it.
-STD's (Yes, monicitis is an STD that apparently causes more STD's)<--- Truly a medical anomaly.

Researchers at John Hopkins have also informed me that they are currently testing experimental medicine which could lead to an antidote(monicdote). More information on this "monicdote" will be posted as it is received.
Timmuel - "Whoa that bitch just stepped up to mah boy lewey trey(Dr. Louis Tres)!"

Dr. Louis Tres - "Timmuel calm down my sweet chinchilla, its just the side effect of that nasty disease Monicitis."

Timmuel - "No wonder! No one with that disgusting disease could ever in any capacity be better than my boy Dr. Louis Tres!"
by Dr Louis Tres January 21, 2010
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Monicarrot

An individual of a Filipino background who's name is Monica.
"Oh you are such a Monicarrot!"
by NuclearEfficacy April 27, 2010
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the plural form of money. used when you have more than a penny.
how much monies is that pretzel?
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monieb

an egyption who likes jewish girls. He has a speech inpediment but thats okay becuase it turns the girls he is with on. Even if they have a pruidty ring they will still do stuff. He doesnt make out, they suck lips.
jewish girl: dammnn i would fuck monieb even if i have a pruidty ring
jewish girl 2: i know i just want to suck his lip
mo: no problem, im a playa
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Moiz Gesture

It is a hand signal that shows the East Coast is better than the West Coast.
When someone from the West is being a little bitch. Throw them the Moiz Gesture to shut their bitch ass up.
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MONICAAA

"Aye, wassup monicaaa?"
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Moniece

Moniece, She is a great woman with so much poise and grace. She has the heart of gold and would give her last to anyone. She is selfless and thinks of others before herself. She is very loyal and a great companion. She loves to the end of the world. She is passionate about everything she does. She is a excellent lover in the bed along with every other area of the home. She loves to recieve head vs headaches. She fights for eguality and she is a self starter. She strives for the best and gets what's she want. Overall she's a keeper and will be loyal forever.
Moniece,,, girl let me tell you what happened.
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