mock pod

An mp3 player that is not an Apple iPod.

Jane could not afford an Apple iPod so she bought a sony mock pod instead for half the price.

by Justin Peter September 20, 2007

Mockasaurus

An excessively small penis which was claimed to be, by the owner, a very large penis (or cockasaurus)

Don: Yo I got a cockasaurus.

Bennie: You bullspittin!

Don: Im serious, look!

Bennie: Nah man, thats a mockasaurus. (chuckle chuckle)

by SychoSurge January 13, 2009

MockBerry

VERB: to ridicule, scoff at, or mimic others via text, IM, or chat using one's BlackBerry mobile device.

NOUN: the proper nickname for one's BlackBerry mobile device when used for the sole purpose of text/IM/chat mockery a good majority of the time.

ABBREVIATION: MB

"I'll MockBerry you so the tasteless chick sitting next to me doesn't know we're talking about her."

or

"Real Chance of Love is on tonight. Do we have a MockBerry date?"

or

"I just got a new MockBerry! We can break it in during Hell's Kitchen."

or

"I know. I saw. MB me!"

by JL2JL August 13, 2009

micks girlfriend

Something that is most likely not going to happen.

Mick dreamed of people saying "I know micks girlfriend"

by JellyBeanIsYummy March 23, 2018

mocked it

to take the piss out of someone, or just take the piss

you mocked it

by gandm November 13, 2021

mock juice

The pre-ejaculation secretions that occur prior to a male being completely satisfied with full ejaculation.

I love when Bobby lets me sip on his mock juice during foreplay.

by Einsteinish February 11, 2022

Mock Chicken

its when you go so fast to rectrieve ball that you cant explain the speed

its faster then the speed of light.

your going to go flying at mock chicken!!!

by Jennytheblock123 May 9, 2022