Mouth water

Otherwise known as "spit".

Alison: "Ew! You just got your mouth water on me!"
Caroline: "Oops, sorry."

by Am0o0ney April 25, 2009

Mouth Farts

1.Stupid shit someone says
2.Someone with stank breath

Man Bennett has that mouth farts today

by SwagFart3000 January 19, 2012

mouth rape

When someone without invitation and against your will performs a full-on-tongues-n-all kiss on you but you are either too surprised/drunk/polite to push them away. The result of which is that you have effectively 'snogged' that person despite never having had any desire to do so.

Eurgh! I was just chatting to that freaky boy with the mono-brow last night when he mouth raped me. I was so shocked I didn't know what to do and before I knew it we'd already snogged.

by Louse February 6, 2006

Mouth Meat

A condition that affects that mouth after mass consumption of hard cereal like "Captain Crunch" or "Corn Pops". Upon consumption, the hard edges slice and dice the roof of ones mouth into a mess of "mouth meat"

Oh man! I just ate 5 bowls of Corn Pops cereal and I now have a bad case of mouth meat!

by FuzzzBlog August 4, 2007

mouth babies

Act of delievering your man juice into a willing participants mouth.

Oliver: "Hey Kyle what did you do last night?"
Kyle: "I got home from work and had my lady come over to help me make mouth babies."

by King Pele March 9, 2008

mouth soaping

A punishment for using bad language, where the offender's mouth is washed out with soap.

I said litchy, so I'm the unlucky victim of mouth soaping.

by litchy August 17, 2007

mouth fedora

If you've googled this phrase in a fit of righteous indignation in defense of your stupid hobby, then I'm sorry, you are one of them, and you can't be saved. You blow obnoxious, pungent, sickly-sweet clouds indoors because "It's okay, it's not smoke!" You spend inordinate amounts of of money on mods and oils for the sole purpose of showing them off to people who really don't care. In any kind of social gathering, you position yourself where you will be the most visible, yet try (and fail) to appear nonchalant and aloof in an effort to attract the curiosity of some poor unknowing sap, or even worse a fellow mouth fedora connoisseur to pollute the air with at double the efficiency.

You vape. We get it, and we hate you.

Bill: Check out this new oil i bought! It's cotton candy flavored! It's really good!

Ted: Could you please not? I'd really rather not breathe that shit, if you don't mind.

Bill: Oh but it's okay, this isn't smoke! Vaping is so much healthier than cigarettes. It has nicotine, but it doesn't have nearly the number of other chemicals so you still get to enjoy smoking without the guilt! Just the other day I dropped $80 on this mod tha-

Ted: I don't care. I just don't fucking care. Take your stupid fucking mouth fedora and get away from me you pathetic attention whore!

by BarChordPunk August 9, 2016