When you and someone have a thing together. A unofficial couple that aren't dating yet but you know they are taken. Word commonly used as kiwi slang.
1. Aye all the Mitts should go hang out in town sometime
2. My mitt is such a cutie, I wonder when he'll ask me out
3. Damn have you seen Jacobs mitt, hottie alert
2. My mitt is such a cutie, I wonder when he'll ask me out
3. Damn have you seen Jacobs mitt, hottie alert
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derived from the infamous shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)
see lobster claw
ie when your thumb is inserted in a women's (or man's, im not here to judge) vagina, and the remaining four (or however many) appendages are shoved into the anus, making a mitten like shape of the hand, and wearing the victom/partner as a mitten.
it should be noted that the mitten shock is reversible and can be worn whichever way helps you and your partner feel comfortable/ satisfied and welcome to the wonderful world of <i>very</i> odd sexual practices and maneuvers
derived from the infamous shocker (two in the pink, one in the stink)
see lobster claw
ie when your thumb is inserted in a women's (or man's, im not here to judge) vagina, and the remaining four (or however many) appendages are shoved into the anus, making a mitten like shape of the hand, and wearing the victom/partner as a mitten.
it should be noted that the mitten shock is reversible and can be worn whichever way helps you and your partner feel comfortable/ satisfied and welcome to the wonderful world of <i>very</i> odd sexual practices and maneuvers
omfg i put the mitten shock on Samantha! she was so warm!
dude i envy you for using such a cool word.
dude i envy you for using such a cool word.
by Dus10 January 16, 2008
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A Michgan Mud Mitten is something I find useful when I have the shits and no amount of normal wiping will get my ass clean. I bandage my hand up with theCharmin and use my whole hand to effectively wipe away any offending remains of my shit.
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When you've drunk the insect syrup, you'll know when things become a problem because you'll taste mint.
Everything's fine until you start tasting mint.
The mint comes at the end...
When you've drunk the insect syrup, you'll know when things become a problem because you'll taste mint.
Everything's fine until you start tasting mint.
The mint comes at the end...
The writers calling Quentin's suicide a "sacrifice" is minty.
Cinematically, Q's death was great. However, the actual story and the plot behind it is so minty.
Cinematically, Q's death was great. However, the actual story and the plot behind it is so minty.
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Danielle, if you want rides every morning because your car cant handle snow, your gonna have to put a flesh mitten on my penis in return.
by Matthew Gordon October 16, 2007
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