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Mike

A greeting of Australian dockers to all foreigners. Because they usually do not give a fuck to their real names.
- Hello Mike, what the fuck are you doing here?
- Hello Sir, I'm looking for the port's entrance

-Hello Mike, how's going?
-Hello Sir, but my name is..
-I don't give a shit how is your momma calling you
by Travelller December 27, 2011
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That guy was hitting on me, I think he's a mike...
by Savagesteve January 4, 2017
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Mike Is such a dumb ass. Who thinks he is better than everyone else. And is probably a guy playing Csgo.
by TheRulerOfRulers April 2, 2017
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The smartest boy you'll ever know and he is not sexy and do not listen to any definitions on the top. He does well in school and is in gifted. If you want your child to do well in school, name him mike
he is a mike!! he is so smart!
by the really cool kid May 1, 2018
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A loving hardworking guy who is overprotective of his Wife or anybody he loves do not mess with Mike, Mike is also a player be careful with a mike
Don’t even think of going near mikes wife “
by Rebecca June 15, 2018
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A sick, bald headed, pedophiliac dog fucker; like to flirt with every girl he comes in contact with; just an all around sick fuck
Guy#1: You see that guy over there? I heard he likes kids and dogs.

Guy#2: Yeah that shmucks a total mike!
by LilVertoDShawn August 7, 2018
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Thick mike
Danggggg he too thick might as well be called thick mike
by LaNiyataylor June 19, 2019
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