Microwave Memory

The list of Microwaveable foods in which you have the exact instructions memorized.

Bob: Aw damn i threw away the box for the wings, and it had the instructions on it.

Mark: No problemo bro, ive got em stored in my microwave memory!

Bob: good looks!

by Who Is Suspect January 24, 2011

Spanish Microwave

This is when a female quefs under the covers and shuves your head under,much like the dutch oven.

OMG you shouldve seen what she did to me!!She totally just spanish microwaved me!!!

by omfgurfaceissick May 13, 2010

microwave sleep

A power nap when you feel like you had 8 hours sleep from a 20 min nap

partied all night had a microwave sleep and went to work

by Ali_M February 6, 2008

Minnesota Microwave

Where you poop into a condom , warm it in a microwave , then proceed to use it

Dude your pale as a ghost . . . Did you give her the Minnesota microwave

by colefuzz November 14, 2011

Nevada Microwave

When you ejaculate in someone else's easy mac and serve it to them. It can often be disgised as a special additive to ones maccaroni and cheese.

"Oh man, tim really ate up that nevada microwave!"

by Big Poppa J May 1, 2007

would Jesus microwave a burrito?

would jesus microwave a burrito?
or just zap it with some crazy ass lightning bolt magic!

yo jesus, microwave me a burrito

by God September 27, 2004

Microwaveslave

Someone who belongs to our omnipotent Loli god

Omg, can I be your microwaveslave?

by the.average.shaula.enjoyer March 14, 2021