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Micro-aggression

A conversational jab that was intentionally acted out to. This question compliment or statement was intended to emulate hatred, disinterest, disrespect or to provoke or instigate (stur up) sabotage drama in a relationship or commonplace human interaction.

The golden rule was always treat others how you want to be treated.
Becky: chad.. Did I tell you about this total bitch at my job she keeps giving me these back handed compliments to me.

Chad: that's probobaly micro-aggression, its her way of emulating her disrespect towards you without taking responsibility for it.. she probably hates you, just doesn't want to get in trouble. Look.. if the situation gets any worse talk to human resources. It will all be fine.
by Bootiegas December 29, 2021
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Micro Dick

A penis that is so small that you can't even see it with a microscope
Becky did you hear little Timmy next door has a Micro Dick
by Xx.Pussy_Cat.xX November 15, 2018
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Micro-Fuck

The act of a man with a very small, skinny penis desperately trying to fuck a woman by using jackhammer style vibrations, but all she can feel are the sensations of a little eel-like penis quickly slithering in and out of her vagina. His hips continue to flail around her torso but his penis is too small for her to feel any sort of real penetration.
Sophia fell in love with Michael but to her dismay, she realized he had the tiniest penis and only knew how to micro-fuck her. She lay there staring up the ceiling, as he desperately tried to penetrate her, wondering if she could spend an entire life with a man who made love to her like this.
by YouKnowItsForMe June 25, 2023
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Micro marriage

Micro marriaging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marriage me”
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 14, 2021
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micro craves

I really have those MICRO CRAVES right now
by jdash-youready September 25, 2014
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micro-sized

A category of residential designs that have 400 sq. ft.or less of area. Loft space is not included in the area but must comply with Appendix Q of the International Residential Code.
Unlike a tiny home on wheels, the micro-sized home is built on a foundation.
by Mrs Ingleton August 24, 2019
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micro-rave

The partying or dancing ecstatically of an individual in some place or another.
Either dancing by themselves or with a small group of people.
Two guys on a street corner.
Steve: Dude, look at that guy over there. Hes just dancing by himself.
Sean: Haha, i dont hear any music. He must be having his own little micro-rave.
by After-K July 17, 2010
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