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Micah Lee Joyner

The cutest man alive. He is the most wonderful man out there to meet. If you ever shake his hand, you will have good luck for the rest of your life. (If you are reading this and you know him, never be mean to him. Ever!)
Micah Lee Joyner is a real gentleman. He never breaks anyone's heart.
by Anonymous Person 123789 January 18, 2017
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Sumptuous Micah Barich

The act of using a jumbo sized box of cosmic brownies, and mashing them in your hands. After the consistency is like diarrhea, then use as lubricant while you finger your asshole, and your partners asshole simultaneously. Then insert your penis into your partners asshole and then have anal for 5 minutes. After have her suck your cock and then make out, and use the access cosmic love Juice and rub it on her face.
I did a sumptuous micah Barich last night and I've never been happier.
by SHAMWOW Sliverin April 25, 2017
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Micah's Penis Size

The size equivalent to the length of 37 football fields end-to-end
Look, our plane will fly 3 Micah's Penis Size over to New York.
by Jack the Douche April 3, 2019
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micah

Micah is the best bf you could ever have . If yall ever argue he will always try to fix it and fix his mistakes . he will treat u like a princess and will love you always . he always makes sure you are happy and ur ok .! he will always agree with you no matter what it is and loves you just the way u r . he’s the definition of perfect . he’s the most handsome guy in the world . he is SUCH a gentle man and will try to get u the stuff u want . he will go out with you when ever you want to hang out . overall he is the best boy in THE WHOLE WORLD !!🤞🏽❣️🤭
omg is that micah !?
micah is the best bf ever
i love micah sm
i want to marry micah so bad !!
by love.aubby 🤞🏽 November 22, 2023
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Micah

the most amazing and perfect person ever to walk planet earth. Give him sour patch kids and you'll officially be his favorite person in the entire world.
OH SHIT THERES A MICAH, I BET HES AWESOME
by JB.__ December 21, 2021
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Micah

A literal rock goblin who is known for pooting and peeding all over their own bed well into their 20's. He hasn't taken his meds in at least a month and the family is worried for him. Also known to have axe murdered 15 Dutch co-eds from 2005 to 2009.
Person #1: Hey, isn't that the embarrassing goblin like creature who won't stop soiling his own bed?
Person #2: Oh you mean a Micah? Yeah he also is wanted in connection to the Dutch Lumberjack slayings.
by RockGoblin November 26, 2021
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