Ass-meth

The intentional placement of meth into ones ass with the intent to use at a later time; usually while incarcerated. Often dispersed to fellow inmates. Commonly laced with fecal matter.

Can you believe all those inmates shared his ass-meth.

by Eric whitefoot October 3, 2021

Meth Star

The biggest inanimate douche in the galaxy. Delivers multiple gassy blasts into the tightest of ass. Destroyer of middle to lower class families and defender of public masturbation/pubic pulling. As you jack your ween, don't be surprised if your foreskin is transformed into a lightly chilled beetle. Or wear Satan's recently removed face over yours as you tuck your tiny cock into a dumpster for the night. After multiple meetings with a Meth Star you will begin to have urges to fuck church pews and literally suck the tits off of dogs.

Twinkle, Twinkle, Twinkle, fuck. Meth Star's godly dick you will now suck.

by ADDT-JACE February 7, 2015

meth zombie

A meth zombie is some one who is addicted to meth and uses it every single day. The causally sell them selves for the drug and walk around like zombies. It can be a man or women that is a meth zombie.

Driving around in this part of town you see a lot of meth zombies out tonight.

by Daily words for the soul November 14, 2013

Thats meth

when your friend has such a great idea that you are so psyched to try it you cant focus on anything else

Dev: wanna order some burgers?
Pat: thats meth!

Dev: I'll Uber Eats it

by thatsmethman October 22, 2020

Meth Life

Instead of sun and fun on the beach or anything resembling a normal life you do meth steal things to buy more meth and visit jail more than your parents.

We thought he was going places till he was caught stealing copper wire from the church. Now it's jail and Meth Life for him.

by russBguss November 30, 2014

Meth Hoof

A extreme form of athletes foot caused by extensive boot wearing. Often found on crankers who fall asleep in office chairs with boots on. Avoidable by wearing rubbermasterbaters due to air flow to your feet.

1. Put your socks back on Tyler no one wants to see your meth hoof.

2. Hey man when the last time you took your boots off that meth hoof is getting out of control.

by RoseJones March 29, 2021

meth nap

A short nap that regenerates your energy

Pam was so tired she took a meth nap on her lunch break.

by Ggregg5425 May 28, 2016