Merk

A funny, annoying, or rude person.
A rebel. Typically rude and hard to be around. Is specially minded.
The rude merk glared at me when I ate the cheeseburger.
by -merkisha April 25, 2021
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Merk

The genital area either in a female or male. More toward the anal area on a male. Merk as it relates to the dark, moist sometimes smelly areas.
"Yo let me get in on some of that merk."

"That merk was smelling nasty last night."
by Shamrock151 January 22, 2010
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Merk

v. To kill someone. Usually from behind and before they even know what's happening.
I was playing that new MOBA and was handling the middle lane like a boss when suddenly a player from the other team appeared outta nowhere and merked me!
by CaptainMerk May 31, 2022
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merk

ima merk yo ass
by the merker November 30, 2016
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derk merk

very skinny but good at basketball. Bestie loves him and cannot stop thinking about him. She thinks about him every day and night and she wishes he would notice her, but he says no distractions. Good luck bestie!
She’s obsessed with derk merk
by derkyyymerkyyy June 15, 2023
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Sly Merk

To go behind someones back, street style
Bruv don't get it twisted, I know you be on the Sly Merk for me
by DanBizzle007 April 17, 2008
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Merking off

Merking off is essentially the fusion of mewing, and jerking off, typically done by late stage gooners who are still looking for a way to turn getting caught edging into a sigmatical grindset moment. Though usually this still wont change the fact you just caught them edging to gay porn before the suns even risen yet, which there now using as a flex upon you.
Edward: do you know that guy in the dorm next-door? i caught him edging in the bathroom once and all he did was start merking off
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him
by relerquney February 17, 2024
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