munted

short for 'mother fucking cunted'

- meaning fucked up

I was so munted I couldn't walk or talk, let alone drive

by Camilla the Chicken April 2, 2011

minted

a car that is very clean. see bling bling

Man. that car is minted. yea man, think its a honda!

by tec May 10, 2003

munted

fucked up, deranged and retarded..... possibly one hell of an ugly mother fucker!

yo dude, ur my best friend but ur chick is MUNTED baby!!

by Captain Pugwash March 22, 2004

Melted

Bummer; what a waste; sucks to be you

Mary: I booked cinema tickets for tomorrow and now we don't have a day off school then!
John: Melted

by Mick O Morrissey December 5, 2009

munted

To be reeeeally drunk

Yeah, I was totally munted last night' - Noel, Shaun Of The Dead

by S.O.T.D April 17, 2006

melted ice cream

Melted ice cream is a near definition of semen or sperm.

Maximus : Alena makes me produce melted ice cream
Sawyer: What the fuck dude?

by Coke/Seven/HighKey/HiC July 5, 2017

minted

To be under the influence of weed or other drugs.

"Man, I'm fuckin' minted."

by Anonymous June 26, 2003