Sphincterus Maximus

An insult meaning asshole. May express, douche, dick, retard, etc.

Jill: Jack is a Sphincterus Maximus.
John: I know!

by LinkMaster03 June 22, 2008

Maximus Braticus

A high energy puppy that destroys shoes, torments cats, talks back when you scold him and never quits begging you to play with him. He gets away with everything because he is so freakin' cute.

Maximus Braticus , you shredded toilet paper all over the hole and dug a hole in the basement carpet! Aww, look at that cute bratty face, who wants a cookie!

by eeyipes June 19, 2016

bloviatus maximus

someone whose other name should be Blowhardt, who loves bragging more than having three meals a day and uses hyperbolic sentences everytime he/she opens his/her mouth.

The new king is a Bloviatus Maximus.

by Deadman in Hell September 7, 2017

Neegrus Maximus

Neegrus Maximus is the scientific name for big nigga or just an offense.

You are such a Neegrus Maximus

by Mr.Sky May 25, 2018

Pontifex Maximus

a huge, voluptuous pope.

Wow! Francis looks like a Pontifex Maximus

by PoPe_FrAnCiS_iS_tHe_AnTiChRiSt January 28, 2018

exclutius maximus

Somebody who is excluded often and also a butt.

ex 1: "go away exclutius maximus, you can't play with us."

ex2: exclutius: "Which seat can I take?"
person: "Does she even go here?"

ex3: Tor

by exclutius max December 31, 2011

Guccius Maximus

The most swag, puss bending, dick swinging man you will ever meet. No matter what's in your pants, you'll come either way. NOTE: Guccius Maximus is not someone you can be, it is something you can become. Guccius Maximus is your final form, only above the legendary Puss Master. Once you have bested the Puss you may become Guccius Maximus and swag hundreds of women at once.

"Whoa Charlie reached Guccius Maximus, hopefully one day i will too"

by TheOrginalGucciusMaximus November 4, 2020