Mateo Ramosing

when your sister, hooks up with you in a blue penguin beanie while she aggressively beats you up as you goon due to Mateo Ramos getting headtopped by Torrey pines

yooo Logan just did a Mateo Ramosing

by mateis November 27, 2024

Mateo&Storie

Mateo&Storie are the best couple in the world. They need to stay together forever. Storie is free spirited and In love with Mateo.Mateo is in love with storie and cares so much about her and needs her.

“Mateo and storie are prefect Mateo&Storie are the best couple in the world. They need to stay together forever. Storie is free spirited and In love with Mateo.Mateo is in love with storie and cares so much about her and needs her.

by purrr💖 March 15, 2022

Mateo Giraldo Nationalism

The most epic and dankest type of nationalism around. So true! Many such cases!

Mateo Giraldo Nationalism is inevitable.

by Whatdoesbasedmean November 08, 2021

Mateo Vargas

Top g with more money than Dane Ditlev

Mateo Vargas is hot asf -London

by Tickledurgirlspickle September 07, 2022

mateo minus

when rsurf player "iiuvmoonpies" takes a world record but only minuses it by a very miniscule amount.

"hey i got world record"
"what map?"
"kitsune"
"yeah mateo just mateo minus'ed it by -0.001"

by Junglebeek February 22, 2024

mateo bringas

dude who sits next to carto in 2nd period science

vidhyuth: omg is that mateo bringas

by vvukong November 08, 2021

Mateo solis

Mateo solis is usually a person with a big dick and gets any bitch he wants.

girl: OMG i bet he had a big dick

Mateo solis is usually a person with a big dick and gets any bitch he wants.

girl: OMG i bet he had a big dick

by Mateo solis November 23, 2021