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Mateo

mateo is last name is bensimon and he live in nyc
your so mateo
by rvsbfd May 31, 2022
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Mateo

a funny, chill guy who genuinely enlightens the mood. likes to entertain people and not make them feel left out. the kindest person you can ever meet. be grateful to have a Mateo in your life.
hey look! it’s Mateo! we missed you!”
by sriracha :3 May 26, 2025
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Mateo

My amazing best friend who has been there for me threw literally everything. He has been with me threw highs and lows and I love him so much. I will do anything for Mateo because he is my absolute favorite person alive
Mateo is the best<333
by del.loves.tae January 20, 2023
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Mateo Luka

Mateo Luka is a very big spast but he has a very perfect girlfriend and that is the only thing he can be proud of.
Hey that is Mateo Luka

- Whos that? His name sounds very stupid
by theLionKingggg November 22, 2021
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Mateo Lozano

Mateo is that guy with the D that the girls love (12 inches) also he plays football, soccer, and basketball and he likes that one girl in his friends class and he loves rap and get alll them bitches
veronica:oh my god Mateo Lozano is coming *has orgasim*
by 0000021212fdsffdfsfd February 18, 2019
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Mateo

Orange 🍊, trumps son, annoying, weak,FAF
Mateo is the orangest person I’ve seen
by anonymous April 26, 2022
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Mateo Mechas

W.e.o.e.g.a.h.o.o.b,
W.y.p.b.m.s.i.c.o.t.o.y,
A.o.c.i.s.l.r.a.j,
I.b.w.f.a.w.b.n.j.y.

Y.e.a.g.s.a.m.m.f.f.y,
E.t.i.s.w.d.i.h.i.s.y.t,
W.a.s.o.c.t.a.o.u.a,
M.c.w.y.a.r.q.d.

F.y.m.h.i.s.w.a.h.o.p.r,
I.r.l.a.a.l.i.s,
E.f.m.c.o.d,
E.t.i.c.h.y.i.j.a.s.r.

B.w.i.w.y.i.f.s.s.e,
I.k.t.i.r.f.a.l.o.l.a.d,
E.i.y.n.k.h.m.y.m.t.m,
I.l.y.a.a.f.j.y.s.
mateo mechas, kinda slow but like sloth slow, its funny. lol. also this was a test. date: september 23rd, 2025. time: 9:13 pm.
by ✨trepyo✨ September 23, 2025
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