by jesirume April 14, 2022
She is very protective towards the ones she cares for, it will be very interesting to have an Mary in your life she brings out the light in most people and takes away your breathe when looking at her. She is the most amazing person that u will ever meet, when making eye contact with an Mary you will be struck with love because that’s how beyond amazing she is she shines brighter than an star and is very annoying at times but tries to keep you from getting hurt In an relationship she is loyal as hell and when not she is an thot but without an doubt you would be lucky as hell to have an talents Mary in your life.
Guy 1:hey where did u find an Mary like that
Guy 2: i don’t know I fell in love at first sight
Guy 1: you want to share her
Guy 2: do you wanna die?
Guy 2: i don’t know I fell in love at first sight
Guy 1: you want to share her
Guy 2: do you wanna die?
by MTK_Mario March 10, 2019
Mary is a girl who is not only funny amazing lovely and beautiful she also got a big booty. you can always laugh with her except when she needs to tell a joke cause you got to wait before she is done with laughing @ her own joke. She is also a great listener. i think we all love mary
-do you see that girl? who is she?
-Thats mary. isnt she beautiful
-yeah, look at that ass tho
-big momma
-why is she walking like that tho?
-cause she hurted her ankle but her friends do not believe it.
- oh okay
-Thats mary. isnt she beautiful
-yeah, look at that ass tho
-big momma
-why is she walking like that tho?
-cause she hurted her ankle but her friends do not believe it.
- oh okay
by Loretje October 23, 2019
An absolute hilarious person, but usually is a simp. A massive simp and usually both Irish and a Irish twin
by Mary=Simp April 25, 2022
A name gay men use to refer to each other. It was used extensively in 1960's Greenwitch Village to piss off the cops.
Also, while crusing, it's an inconspicuous way to ask someone if there up for it.
Also, while crusing, it's an inconspicuous way to ask someone if there up for it.
"Mary, you look FABULOUS"
"Hey, Mary! quit eatan so many donuts, you fat fuck!!"
"Hey Mary, you lookin for a good night?"
"Hey, Mary! quit eatan so many donuts, you fat fuck!!"
"Hey Mary, you lookin for a good night?"
by Hormona August 18, 2006
An unknown injury or damage done to oneself while under the influence. Common abbreviation for a Mysterious Alcohol Related Injury.
Steve woke up with a MARI. He had two cuts on his forearm and can't remember how or where he got them.
by TheGoodTwin November 20, 2020