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Manchester United

The religion.The Greatest .The best.The ONLY treble winners.Manchesters pride and joy.
Born in Manchester
Live in Manchester
Die in Manchester
Manchester United is Manchester
by joeregular June 21, 2006
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manchester

A dreary rain sodden swamp with delusions of grandeur. Amongst its highlights are a sprawling urban vista devoid of life and character, compulsary sheep shagging and yobbo bands like Oasis who spend all their time snorting coke and thus haven't turned out a good album in 10 years. Its people get off on belittling its near neighbour Liverpool as crime ridden and poor, even though it has higher crime and sky high poverty itself. When not endlessly telling itself it is "world famous" (though for what remains a mystery to most) its people attend matches at its premier league football club Manchester Utd - where ticket prices are set to double due to their greedy avaristic new owner, who they entirely deserve for being a bunch of glory seeking gormless twats. Famous Manchunians have included the Beegees, Reg Holdsworth and the worlds worst serial killer, Harold Shipman.
World famous?

Only a handful of definitions on here.
by Brigante July 18, 2008
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madphatt

a word used to describe something that was great, amazing, cool, etc.
Tony Hawk did a madphatt 900
by john klimp June 13, 2003
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Manchillo

It's a descriptive word for a small inbred hamster/chincilla/armadillo or a mix of the three. Usually these creatures are dirty, quite often welsh and look like a disfigured pigs butt.
If you were to actually see a Manchillo you would go into shock and if you touched one you would be very ill as a lot of them carry herpies.
You filthy Machillo!

What a bunch of damn dirty Manchillo's
by IainW September 22, 2008
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Manbhajan

The defining cricketer of India's 2011 world cup success. The pag on her head holds her cricket ball and hair, which is ironic because her father is called Gregory and he is bald. Manbhajan is affiliated with internationally known celebrities such as Kate Winslet and PunjBob SquareFeet, and is a strong follower of Sheilaism, who worship the God Sheila. This all rounder loves Jelly, especially in a soft, breaded surrounding. And especially with Mayonnaise.
After an incredible century, Manbhajan kneels down and thanks the Lord Sheila.
by The Lord Sheila April 24, 2011
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malphabet

The alphabet, starting with “M”.
“Sir, please say the alphabet starting with M.”
“Malphabet.”
by MaybeARealWord April 5, 2021
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Charles Dickens Ägglund The Third of Manchester

A true royal indeed. He resides in Manchester after 12 grueling years of war. He has promised to kill all humans before 2025. He's also very gay.
Charles Dickens Ägglund The Third of Manchester is a master of the arts.
by duwqgyfbwf May 17, 2022
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