melpert

A streamer who fails to understand the most basic instructions, originating from Vinesauce. Yellow paint nor chat can help him as he looks directly at the menu option he needs to click with his mouse right over it. Usually this is paired with the GIGACHAD emote. Often meant to be a joking poke at a streamer who has streamerbrain and not a serious attempt to berate the streamer.

Melpert: How do I go back chat? I don't know where the button is...
*mouse is five pixels away from the option*
Chat: GIGACHAD Melpert...
*mouses away from the option*
Melpert: I don't understand. Where is it?
Chat: MELPERT...

by yourfutanutdealer March 13, 2024

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Malder

A Person who malds/malding ; internet slang for a person who becomes extremely angry, especially after losing a video-game

Random: starts raging and yelling after losing a game. You: Your literally a malder, stay mad.

by B7be December 19, 2024

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malpractition

A super cool person who operates as a genius; known for diagnosing random cases while violating every hospital policy in the book. Often fueled by caffeine, Vicodin, and requires a certain person, either named or rhymes with "Cuddy". (supposedly gay for someone who is or rhymes with "Wilson", options may vary)

I'm a malpractition

by gayguts April 21, 2025

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Mayperchappenhans

/ˌmeɪ.pərˈtʃæp.ən.hænz/ • adverb

1. Expressing the absolute highest possible degree of non-committal uncertainty.
2. A polite but impenetrable refusal to confirm, deny, or even speculate on an outcome.

Origin: Your mom; a synthesis of maybe, perhaps, and perchance.

Example in the wild: "mayperchappenhans, you tryna grab a bite" or even "mayperchappenhans, can a brownie borrow a french fry?"

by Moatiz March 11, 2026

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