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Main person

Causes change in the world and is recognized for doing so. Sees the full picture and is not close minded. Because of adept understanding of their existence, they turn out to be winners.

*DISCLAIMER: Main people can die*
Most common ways to die for a main person includes but is not exclusive to:

Old age
Death by fire
Sacrificing self for another
Death by explosion
Going down guns blazing

Suicide

Bleeding out
Background person: *waits outside for 12 hours holding a sign*

Main person: *walks by, laughs, and heads to work to be productive*
Main person by Chillbro July 29, 2015
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Main Hub 

When something is your main hub it is your go-to. It can be interpreted to many different meanings. It can be a place, person, or thing.
Brooo, life cereal is my main hub.
Main Hub by Addisonsawesome April 16, 2019

Main Street 

Main Street is a place in Miami,Fl where all the wanna be thug teens go to. Biggest place to give head or get fingered. Nobody really watches the movies. place for dick appointments.
person 1: what’s the plan?
person 2: Main Street ;)
person 1: Bet
Main Street by miami anonymous August 25, 2019

main vein pain train

An event which occurs when one woman is with five men at the same time. One in the pink, one in the stink, one in the mouth, and one in each hand.
Did you see Jessica go off with those five guys last night? She must have ridden the main vein pain train!

Main Line Mom 

These fuckers make driving through the Main Line hell. Usually 40-60 years of age and have multiple children. All of them have the trashiest Philly accent you will ever witness and if you are at a stop light and you aren't driving 0.00000000000001 seconds after it turns green they will honk and scream at you from their Subaru SUV until you move, and will most likely try to cut you off even if they aren't going in your direction.
Main Line Mom: *honks car* Fucking move cunt! My daughter has a dance recital in fifteen minutes and you're making me late!
Me: Fuck off cunt!
Her Children: Ooooooooooooooooooooh
Main Line Mom by WhereIsTheClorox September 25, 2017

main thing

As said in Post Malone’s 92 Explorer, main thing refers to a pussy.
“I hit your main thing twice
main thing by Makayla Reese June 2, 2018

main squeeze 

1. Your closest friend or friends

2. Boyfriend or girlfriend
Person 1:"These people right here are my main squeeze fo life!"
Person 2:"That's cool,"

Guy: "will you be my main squeeze?"
Girl: "of course!"
main squeeze by LNBerger August 24, 2010