A prank wherein one lurks in a place where they will soon be found, such as behind a door or around a corner, flapping their arms like a chicken and leaning forward with an intent, wide-eyed gaze, often for the purpose of startling someone.
I walked into my bedroom and Derek was behind the door, doing the lurking chicken; it nearly gave me a heart attack.
by Bloopittybloop February 9, 2024
Get the Lurking Chickenmug. As you can see, he is not a part of the team, but he insists he is. This is called Delusional Lurking.
by Stinky MP September 15, 2025
Get the Delusional Lurkingmug. - They're lurking again. What are we supposed to do to get them to actually speak?
- Ping them?
- Bad idea. It never works. They just lurk and lurk and lurk. I wouldn't be surprised if they know more about this chat then we do.
- Ping them?
- Bad idea. It never works. They just lurk and lurk and lurk. I wouldn't be surprised if they know more about this chat then we do.
by Miserable Instrument January 19, 2025
Get the lurkmug. Man i was at starbucks again and that asian barista was being a lurking lingerer again, she mad me so uncomfortable i left the store without my coffee.
by Dan The Dish June 25, 2010
Get the Lurking Lingerermug. The desperate act of performing sexual favors for drugs and/or money. Ultimately resulting in squirting of a sexual nature.
by IQ, The Wisdom July 13, 2016
Get the Squirt Lurkingmug. Frank: I saw you broke up with your boyfriend?
Jillian: How do you know about that?
Frank: Oh, I have an addiction to lurking you on Facebook
Jillian: That's pleasant
Jillian: How do you know about that?
Frank: Oh, I have an addiction to lurking you on Facebook
Jillian: That's pleasant
by fsunoles August 31, 2011
Get the addiction to lurkingmug. 