Inflating one of those long clown balloons by farting into it,then making your girlfriend deepthroat it, and then popping the balloon while it's in her mouth.
Roger: Hey Chauncy, what did you do last night?
Chauncy: Oh, I gave Donna a stink lung.
Roger: Ohhhh! Did you at least give her a mint?
Chancey: Fool, hell's no! Those are MY altoids!
Chauncy: Oh, I gave Donna a stink lung.
Roger: Ohhhh! Did you at least give her a mint?
Chancey: Fool, hell's no! Those are MY altoids!
by Chauncy Rogers January 29, 2007
Get the Stink Lung mug.Guy1: *Smokin'pot* "Want a hit, yo?"
Guy2: "Uh, sure." *Takes a hit*
*COUGH SHITSTORM*
Guy1: "Hahaha, Virgin Lung!"
Guy2: "Uh, sure." *Takes a hit*
*COUGH SHITSTORM*
Guy1: "Hahaha, Virgin Lung!"
by Jüdenhasser October 4, 2010
Get the Virgin Lung mug.A condition usually referring to laziness or a reluctance to do physical activity or even eating a lot of food. The only known cure to fat lung is jogging, maybe swimming.
"Hey Joe you want to go to the gym?" "No I got fat lung."
"That's your 3rd double bacon cheeseburger." "Yeah I got fat lung."
"That's your 3rd double bacon cheeseburger." "Yeah I got fat lung."
by IntenseSquirrel August 26, 2014
Get the fat lung mug.A disease that is easy to recover from, but tends to have lasting side effects. Some of the negative effects of TLC can include a painfully large inflation of the ego (which can be cured by large doses of humility). Also, TLC tends to cause allergies to losing. (which can result in anaphylaxis)
Sally: *coughcoughEGOcoughcough*
Bob: My ego is hereditary.
Sally: No, I think you've just survived Tibetian Lung Cancer !!
Bob: My ego is hereditary.
Sally: No, I think you've just survived Tibetian Lung Cancer !!
by Willhemina April 26, 2009
Get the Tibetian Lung Cancer mug.The Oxford English medical definition states: Blunt lung occurs when a person has been smoking blunts for a long period of their life. All of the blunts they have consumed begin to add up and create a persistent cough that can only go away if the user decides to stop smoking blunts, which is highly unlikely because blunts make the world go round.
Timmy: (cough) (cough)
Jimmy: Timmy are you okay? That cough doesn't sound too good.
Timmy: Yeah, I'm fine. I just have a case of blunt lung from all those fat ass blunts I burn.
Jimmy: Timmy are you okay? That cough doesn't sound too good.
Timmy: Yeah, I'm fine. I just have a case of blunt lung from all those fat ass blunts I burn.
by Timmy Naparsky August 6, 2013
Get the Blunt Lung mug.The condition of respiratory irritation due to the chronic inhalation of chalk dust, as was typical in pre-"dry erase" academia. The condition can result in coughing, sneezing, and general respiratory discomfort. The academic may need to "get some air" following a feverish lecture.
"Man, the machine learning professor had serious white lung in class today."
"I was in Dr. X's office hours after class and he had some bad white lung"
"I was in Dr. X's office hours after class and he had some bad white lung"
by PineapplePizza117 March 9, 2022
Get the White lung mug.Shitty usage of ones lungs. After smoking mad amounts of spliffs, cigarettes, crack, etc. you may have a case of Bung Lung. Bung meaning shitty and Lung meaning lung, thus Bung Lung.
by Q-Teezy December 9, 2008
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