When a man or woman is constipated and takes a dump on their sexual partner's chest, dressed as a lumberjack yelling "timber" right before the deuce drops.
by RedheadDavis August 29, 2009
When one, presumably a male, is recieving a blow job from another person, presumably a female, and at the point of ejaculation, pulls out, and yells "TIMBER!" as the splooge lands on her face.
Namesake: the delicious Denny's breakfast special.
Namesake: the delicious Denny's breakfast special.
by titties August 27, 2004
you initiate a "Donkey Punch", you realize she hasn't gone down for the count, so you immediately break out your trusty chainsaw, cut down the nearest, beefiest, piece of American lumber you can get your naughty mitts on, put on your favorite flannel shirt, get back on your saddle, tell your lady friend you're sorry, and right when she's about to climax, you ring her melon with your new found buddy, toss it over your shoulder and step on her back in victory.
by Ryan Bailey March 22, 2005
When two hairy men take part in a threesome with another woman. Where the woman is confined between the two, wearing only a lumberjack jacket.
Theres usually bears and chainsaws involved.
Theres usually bears and chainsaws involved.
by Ryeguy95 January 07, 2014
when someone is from poland and lived in germany and speaks german and now lives in england. commonly poeple called hubert.
"man that slovakian lumberjack is following us again"
"who you on about?"
"you know, hubert, the one from poland but speaks german"
"ah yeah i gotcha"
"who you on about?"
"you know, hubert, the one from poland but speaks german"
"ah yeah i gotcha"
by cayon grayooo May 05, 2009
Your regular guy; "Man last night I was masturbating!"
A cool cat; "Oh yea? Last night I was Lumberjacking and I've never felt so ambidextrous!"
A cool cat; "Oh yea? Last night I was Lumberjacking and I've never felt so ambidextrous!"
by Mr. Butts April 22, 2008
A shirt made out of a dog's blanket.
Often made of flannel, always checked (Plaid for the friendlies "accross the pond"...)
See Dog Blanket Shirt
Often made of flannel, always checked (Plaid for the friendlies "accross the pond"...)
See Dog Blanket Shirt
Luke: Dude, nice shirt - I didn't know it was fancy dress today. Have you come as a Lumberjack?
Alex: Yeah it's my Dog Blanket Shirt - I didn't pay for it - I made it out of my Dogs actual blanket. That's how I roll.
Lumberjack shirts suck. Beggars wear them. Popular in the early 90's with poor people.
Alex: Yeah it's my Dog Blanket Shirt - I didn't pay for it - I made it out of my Dogs actual blanket. That's how I roll.
Lumberjack shirts suck. Beggars wear them. Popular in the early 90's with poor people.
by Wordsmith Ru February 05, 2009