Luke

Luke is someone who looks like a chipmunk. He's got massive cheeks (on his face, he's definitely got zero ass). Luke's are funny except when they rage at games like fifa. Luke's are massive sweat heads yet still score own goals on fifa. He could be 60 years old and still look 2 ngl. His haircut is usually dead but not as bad as his friends. We may have our differences but I still respect you Luke.
Leila: Omg! Is that Alvin and the Chipmunks
Dom: That's my best mate Luke.
Leila: Oh
by DominicLovesTofuSquares January 23, 2021
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Luke is a sexy man that secretly wants to be loved. He has mesmerising eyes and a baby face that makes him look mid 20's. He has a secret crush that secretly adores him. If he has a girlfriend he feels protective over her always. The lady called Emilie is his ideal partner. Emilie will have loads in common with Luke and will nearly instantly feel a connection with her. One day he will meet his dream girl and want to show her how to be treated properly and sweep her off her feet. Luke needs to find a sarcastic funny girl who will need the same out of life with him. Who has loads in common and can talk about anything for hours. That will secretly miss her when she is gone and loves it when she is around. Sasha would be perfect wifey materialthat will look after him and she will accept him and appreciate him for who he is. Luke is a realist and prides himself in being honest, upfront and loyal.
Luke is a loveble guy
by Euke June 01, 2019
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hey you know luke?
--oh you mean dumb ass?
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The guy with the biggest balls, most good looking, and somewhat arrogant, but pretty cool to hang out with. Luke’s will have lots of friends
1.Man, I want to fuck that Luke so hard.
2. That Luke will kick the really mean Kane in the face.
by Wutze Appinen March 03, 2018
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The best human person ever. The greatest friend ever and the one person who will always be around to talk to. Someone that you can trust and that will care for you through the toughest times. Someone you will love forever and someone that will always love you. Never take them for granted because when they’re gone they’re gone.
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Luke is the best person you will ever meet, He's funny takes care of his Friends great Boyfriend.
Stick with Luke if he is ever in your life, Trusting beautiful person.
He's all ways going to take selfies on your phone.
Look at Luke he's so Beautiful and funny.
Smexist thing you'll ever meet
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a man who can never be found, though can always be named
Person 1: "bro you're such a Luke, wtf"
Person 2: "who the hell is Luke?"
Person 1: "I don't know man, you just are"
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