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spider loaf

by spider loaf December 11, 2017
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peel a loaf

guy 1: Man bro i've been eating a lot of cheese and im all stopped up. guy 2: You better take some laxatives and dash to the bathroom to peel a loaf. guy 1: Too late it just broke free in my pants.
by jimmybomm April 24, 2020
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loaf toss

The act of tossing something, preferably a loaf of something i.e. meatloaf, pumpkin loaf, a loaf of bread, but anything works, behind you, above your head while facing the other way.
Chan is such a good loaf tosser, she nailed that middle schooler right in the face with a stuffed unicorn without even looking!
by chanikens January 20, 2010
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Honey Loaf

A good smelling fart detected by someone other than the creator of the fart. It is irrelevant if they realize if it is a fart of not.
"Hey, dude, what's that great smell? Is your mom cooking us dinner?"

"I just farted!"

"Haha, It was a Honey Loaf"
by Internate3000 December 30, 2004
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Shank a Loaf

"Hey! Your dog just shanked a loaf in my driveway!"
by Davis December 30, 2003
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iron loaf

n. A band comprised of video game playing nerds, who write parody songs and produce music videos for mass internet consumption on ironloaf.com.

n. A hot stinky turd so hard and devoid of moisture that it is extremely rigid and resembles a turd made of iron.

n. A slab of iron formed to resemble a turd.
Dude! Did you see that Iron Loaf video, it rocked!
Yes, I saw it... you're on crack... I want my 3 minutes back.

My ass is so sore after squeezing out that iron loaf.
by dizastor November 4, 2004
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Meat Loaf

It's not a band, it's one man. He is a singer and an actor. He played Bob in Fight Club. Yes, Bob with bitch tits. Before the bitch tits, he released some amazing records and even played a role in Rocky Horror Picture Show. Although a lot of the songs have silly lyrics and sound a little over-produced, no critic can deny that Meat Loaf has an amazing voice. It is a strong, agile, recognizable, and robust voice, made to rock. His music career has been a roller coaster that is affected by whichever producer/songwriter he works with, but his talent is something that has remained constant. Rock on, meat loaf, rock on.
by bluwater October 15, 2004
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